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#1 posted 01-06-2013 11:38 PM

3 contractors die on the same day and go to heaven. One is Irish, the next is italian, the last is Jewish. When they arrive at St. Peters gate, St Peter looks at them and asks them to give a price on renovating the gate.

He asks the first contractor how much and after 3 hours the Irish contractor replies “ 2 towsand dollaah” and St Pete asks why so much and the contractor says, “Well, it gonna cos 1 towsand in matewial and 1 towsand fo labo

St Pete asks the Italian and he returns and hour later with “A fo towsan dollaa” and St Pete asks “Why so much? “ and the Italian says “Well a 2 towsand dolla fo me, and a 2 towasnd dolla fo mateleials”

He then asks the Jew and the Jew looks him straight in the eye and says “ 6 Grand “ and St Pete says “You didnt even look at it, how come so much and the Jew says “Easy, 2K for you, 2K for me, and we get the first guy to do it”

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso


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