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Moron

4666 posts in 2480 days


#1 posted 554 days ago

bats, hardened caulking tubes, glue bottles where glue is petrified, stubby beer bottles where fluid resembles a sewage ditch, wrenches missing both ends, screw drivers with no handles but pliers are welded to it ? Tampon/Kotex parachuting harnesses some one might need some day ? expired 1956 ? directions cut out from a Betty Crocker instant cake mix box in case the next betty crocker cake box inadvertently didn’t include it ? (perhaps a secret) 1/2 of the toe nail clipper, a tube of crazy glue emulsified and permanently attached onto automobile bottom of cheap plastic truck glove box with calcified toothpaste attached to last years tax return, a half eaten Mars bar mashed into crevice of backseat, magazines stuffed to the ceiling and we cant find our cat ?

definition of any word and process is somewhat subjective

Getting into the basement as I remember was pure torture, as the shoes were a very good spanking of the shit I have endured. I do believe hoarding to be a genetic mystery as all souls define their own boundaries, some of which are not as desirable as others. A complete mystery how the power of images in your head can go from this

to this in a heart beat and you haven’t nor dare not, even opened a single drawer for fear the mystery is contagious : ))

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso


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