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#1 posted 12-19-2012 01:19 AM

I would put my words in my shoes overnight if I thought they wouldn’t stink by morning.

Fascinating video moment, I felt strangely drawn to the kettle watching that.

Today I assembled 3 pieces of IKEA furniture for someone. It’s soulless stuff. Cheap. Plastic. Disposable. I am convinced it’s made by robots. Robots who load X amount of mechanically recovered wood† into a machine and unload X amount of soulless, cheap, plastic, disposable pieces of furniture out of another machine.
That is one reason I no longer like IKEA. Another reason is those robots that make the IKEA junk are all sex maniacs, as evidenced by moments link.
Some of them are right slags.
The only thing I like about IKEA is the pictures of the guy putting it all together in the instruction manual.

The IKEA man demonstrates a wide range of expressions. Oops, your corners gone, Bummer!
The ‘pleased as punch’ one is good as well (‘I put that together’, pats horrible table), but the best is the WTF with the question mark.

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