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#1 posted 583 days ago

Two things to get out of jury duty, although, you DO have to show up:

A week before the date, stop taking a bath. Show up at the Courthouse in dirty, old work clothes, the nastier, the better. One or the other lawyer will excuse for cause, and you go home ( to take a shower)

When they ask ” Do you know any of these people?” Say” Yep” ( excused for cause, again)

Of course, you could just not show up, but you’ll be cited as “In Contempt” and have to pay a fine, and sit on the next Jury.

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use


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