Reply by derosa

When working in the computer labs
“I see we have an I D 10 T problem here (ID10T)” for the truly dense “the problem seems to lie somewhere between the seat and the keyboard”
This has translated to the bike shop where “the problem seems to lie between the saddle and the handlebars.”

As a kiltie I get some of the really stupid questions to respond to such as
What do you have under there? (yes people really ask this) “The pride of the family”
Is it true you don’t wear anything beneath a kilt? “Nope, see I’ve got socks and shoes on”

-- --Rev. Russ in NY-- A posse ad esse