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SamuelP

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#1 posted 08-25-2012 10:40 AM

Wish in one hand ans shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

If a frog had wings his ass wouldn’t smack the ground every time he hopped.

Busier than a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.

Colder than a well diggers ass.

Colder than a witches tit.

Hotter than two rats fuckin in a tube sock.

Caulk and paint show what a carpenter ain’t.

-- -Sam - Tampa, FL- "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns somthing he can in no other way" -Mark Twain


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