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#1 posted 07-24-2012 10:10 AM

“Whoever said Nothing Is Impossilble obviously never tried Slamming a Revolving Door.”

“A Lie gets Halfway around The World before The Truth has a Chance to Get It’s Pants On.”

“Love is Like a Booger. You keep Picking at it until You Get It. Then Wonder what to do With It.”

“Friends are like Bras. Close to Your Heart and there For Suppourt.”

“Borrow Money from a Pessimist. The don’t expect to Get It Back.”

“I have The Body of a God! Unfortunately It’s Buddha.”

-- How long is a Minute? That depends on which side of the Bathroom Door You're On!


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