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Porchfish

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#1 posted 04-01-2012 03:18 PM

OK so the cat lands on its feet ! Was that because it had the buttered side of the bread stuck to its back, or did someone at some time in the very far past, butter a cat’s belly and fling it up in the air to watch it land on its feet ? And what of it ? Does the butter have anti-gravitational properties ? Welllll, if you own a cat, you should butter your bread, and toss it in the air , it will land such that the buttered side will be covered in cat hair. The evidence would thus point to the magic not being in the cat but in the power of butter ! No ? , you say ?? OK, let’s say you don’t own a cat and you again butter your bread and toss it in the air and watch it fall buttered side down….Now you cautiously approach the floored bread slice , gingerly turn it over aaaand ! HOLY GEORGE CARLIN , the damned thing is covered in CAT HAIR….. Aaiiyyeeeee ! ...You run out of breath from running in circles screaming, and pulling out your hair, and fall to the carpet on your knees, a blubbering incoherent patch of humanity ! I guarantee you in a few minutes your pulse will balance itself within the allowable “normal” range, and you will regain your composure. You will stand upright with some concerted effort, regain your personal dignity, and brush the cat hair from your trousers and go on with your day completely unaffected by reality (of which gravity plays a minute part (or so I am led to believe) ) . Cats are gravity ! That is the gravity of this reality !

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