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Jim Bertelson

3623 posts in 1767 days


#1 posted 881 days ago

That’s all I need is another inducement to read the ads and buy the tools. I have tools around here I bought 2 years ago and have never used….....NEVER!!

As per Gene, I guess I could call it target practice…..gotta get good at buying tools so that when the opportunity arises for a truly needed tool, I’ll know how to do it…...(-:

Perhaps a virtual tool buying ad….......

”Just think how you will really really feel when you reward yourself by buying this platinum plated crow bar, complete with embedded instant digital percussion, torque, and leverage indicators that let you know what you can really accomplish with the ultimate wrecking machine.”

Scratch here for new tool smell.....
Scratch here for disintegrating musty old wet wood smell.....
Scratch here for the tortured galvanized nail smell.....
Scratch here for the scent of the beautiful creature that will mysteriously appear to admire your skill and caress your latest symbol of true worldly success…........

.......just what I need…...right…........(-:

-- Jim, Anchorage Alaska


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