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Roger Clark aka Rex

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#1 posted 912 days ago

I hope you guys all understand I’m taking down names.
Dave, my old fart nasel hairs have been adapted to sensors and wild eyebrows to antennas, so now I’m able sense where the straw is when taking my RegenOF elixior, and I can pick 128 Hd channels on my eyebrows.
Rick, you are one sick puppy with diarrhea
William, yeah, I sure can take a joke – I talk to you, don’t I? If anyone is fooling around with my wife then they are bigger fools than me, so anyone fooling around with her, Thanks for the premium break, just wish they would take it on permanately.
And Joe, what a wonderful friend to not have around.
Jim, what planet are you on? It’s the bloody colonials that have a stiff upper crutch, Brits can deliver more homour than you guys can understand.

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.


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