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#1 posted 01-06-2012 06:40 PM

FOR BALANCE

Thelma arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load
of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Bubba had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex’.

The night went very well. The next day, Thelma told her office friends all about it. ‘We had a great dinner. Bubba even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away.. I really enjoyed the evening.’

‘But what about afterward?’ asked her friends.

‘Oh, that…..... Bubba was too tired.’

-- “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” Mark Twain


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