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#1 posted 928 days ago

One day Southern Baptist preacher is driving down the road when he came upon a rattle-trap pickup truck. He stayed a safe distance behind and dropped further back when the truck commenced to weaving back and forth across the yellow line. Not being too quick to prejudge any dear soul, he said to himself,”The poor soul in that truck must be ill.” Then he thought, “I’d better nail the gas and get around this drunk before he runs me off the road.” He did, and passed the truck, and at a good clip went flying down the road. Until he hit a slick spot and flipped over thrice. (That’s preacher talk for three times). The drunk came upon him a few minutes later, stopped and looked the scene over before staggering to the wreck. (he made it to the wreck in good shape because the Lord was watching him. That’s why some people think it’s Godly to drink.) The preacher’s car was on it’s left side, so the drunk climbed up and opened the other door and called down into the car, “Preacher, you allright?” A sonorous voice replied, “Yes son, I’m allright. The Lord’s riding with me!” “well, preacher, you better let the Lord ride with me before you kill him!”

Steve

-- Steve in KY. 44 years so far with my lovely bride. Think I'll keep her.


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