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DrDirt

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#1 posted 918 days ago

It’s the Law!

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

 Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

 Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

 Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

 Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

 Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

 Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

 Law of Logical Argument -Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

 Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

 Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

 Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better.. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

-- "If we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astonish ourselves." Edison


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