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Rick

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#1 posted 12-02-2011 08:57 AM

Super:

Not only can I “masse” I can Stir Fry, Broil, Boil, Sautee’, and evrything in between!! ;-}

Actually, MANY Years ago I was in a Small Tournament. One on One, I don’t care for this”Partner” 2 on 2 stuff. Other guy missed an easy Pink Ball, left it sitting right on the Corner Pocket ..BUT he Snookered me (by accident) about a foot behind the Black Ball. I massed around the Black Ball and to my surprise sunk the Pink Ball.

NO shot available for the Black, other than a One Bank to the Far End of the Table. RULE: If you’re pretty sure you won’t make it …... DON’T LEAVE IT!! So I powered it, planning on not making it but leaving the Black at one end and the Cue Ball at the other end.

YEP! I made the One Bank on the Black! The As———-e got so mad he wouldn’t cough up the $50.00!! Until the Referee (All 6’-4” of him) “Convinced” him it would be the Best thing to do.

Speaking of Referees if you go to that LINK there all kinds of “Trick Shots”, “Guys getting Mad”, “Funny Stuff” etc. down the Right hand side. LMAO at one of them.

Guy Pots the Grren ball. Lady Referee is SUPPOSE TO retrieve the Green Ball and Re-Spot it. Instead she Hustles on down to the end of the Table and ….... Ignores the Green ball, picks up the CUE BALL sitting on the table, goes to Spot it on the Green Spot and BANG! It hits her!! EVERBODY including the Shooter break out in Laughter and a BIG round of Applause!

They eventually agree on “Where the Cue Ball was before” and get ready to contue the game. SHE steps back and waits for him to start shooting …....... EXCEPT the Green Ball is STILL in the Corner Pocket. What a HOOT!!

Gene: “Childs Play”. I’ll pay for the Table. THAT’S IT!!!

joeob: YEP! You got it right, other than a GREAT Masse Shot like mine above. ...LOL….

Thanks again for the GREAT Comments Guys! We might get this “Non Shop Talk Forum” Rockin’ yet!

HINT: Anyone know how to FISH?? Other than “Mr. Dennington” He’s probably the Best Fisherman on here! Well …After ME of Course! Mines alway Bigger than His!! UH OH!!

Rick

GEEZ: It’s taken me 30 Minutes to TRY and get this Posted!! and the DAMN thing is jumpin’ all over the place! (1 item remaining} in the Lower Left and the “Little Wheel” beside the URL hasn’t stopped Spinning.

Be a small miracle if this gets posted. NOT going to do “PREVIEW”. Last time, that action blew away the entire Post!! Pain in the Gluteus Maximus!!!

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.


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