IS THAT RIVER GIRL? I thought you’d dropped dead or something! Haven’t seen you in forever!
The best part of the holidays is how everyone takes a step back, slows down and thinks about their family and their religion…. oh… wait… that’s the OPPOSITE of what happens this time of year!
The kids need a thousand presents, the relatives all want a better shop gift than last year, the friends wonder why you don’t care enough to MAKE their gifts too. The credit cards are maxed out with lumber charges and the wife just won’t stay off your back about those things that need to be fixed around the house. No wonder everybody tries to eat themselves to death this time of year!
This is why I don’t have kids, I shun my friends, I never fix anything, I don’t use credit cards and I don’t celebrate the holidays!
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