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Need a new license plate surround

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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
My old license plate surround is no longer applicable. You know, the ones that say - Beer drinkers make better lovers, Alumni from the college of hard knocks, My dog is smarter than your honor student, etc. What would you as a woodworker put on a license plate surround?
 
#5 ·
Wipe the blood stains from your blade before entering (for Josh)
Did you hear about the guy that got a tablesaw for his wife? Good trade huh?
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A man has never been shot by his wife while washing the dishes.
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Tough love available here.
You can't believe everything your read, even this!
There's the right way, the wrong way and the government way.
My way or the highway.
Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you cry alone.
 
#7 ·
Woodworkers do it with an ocillating random orbit.
Ask me about my 10" high rise capacity.
Thats not a burl, i'm just happy to see ya.
I had opposing thumbs before i was a woodworker.
Norm Abrams had 22 off camera mexicans.
Bob Vila can kiss this old a**.
 
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