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Posted on Do you agree with #1 most dangerous power tool?

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Obi

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#1 posted 02-22-2007 03:56 AM

Guns dont kill people, Doctors do.

People kill people, parents are the only thing thats wrong with kids, the saw blade is only moving around in a circle, it only cuts your fingers off when you stick them in it.

I realized at an early age that my Harley-Davidson could kill me, so I rode it slower. I wrecked it often, but only at 5-10 miles per hour.

I realized that any power tool that i use could kill me, so I:
Yelled at people that came within eye range “Get the HELL away from me, Talk to me when Im not about to cut all of my fingers off!!!”

Knowing that a router could do weird things, I pray more often using this tool than any other.

I’ve yelled at people that lacked understanding “GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY!!!”

My religious convictions abandon me, when I’m yelling at you that I dont give a “F*” who’s on the phone, my fingers are too close to this carbide tipped blade moving at 1700 rpm plus, go away and take a note.


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