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Project by NinjaAssassin posted 58 days ago 4068 views 19 times favorited 127 comments Add to Favorites Watch

You all might as well give up woodworking. You’ll never produce anything nearly as amazing as this. This level of craftsmanship is practically unattainable. It’d be a waste of time to elaborate on this project. No one else is capable of even comprehending the brilliance of this piece.

-- - Billy

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#1 posted 58 days ago

OMG! Did you do that yourself or did you take a class?

Great lines and proportions.

-- It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

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#2 posted 58 days ago

I believe I detect the golden ratio.

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#3 posted 58 days ago

I invented and built this myself. You can’t buy this kind of quality.

-- - Billy

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#4 posted 58 days ago


-- Paul, Las Vegas

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#5 posted 58 days ago

My sister was bitten by a lama once.

-- Jordan - Rockwall TX - ”Here’s what im talking about: tweaked nuts:” - Stef

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#6 posted 58 days ago

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”
- Dolly Parton

-- Red -- “I ain't as good as I'm gonna get....but I'm better than I used to be."

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#7 posted 58 days ago

This has been on my “to build” list for a while. Thanks for the motivation to get on with it! Nice Job!

-- Eric -

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#8 posted 58 days ago

Nice. At least it is finished. I have many unfinished projects, but you pulled it off. I’m following this thread.

-- Jim, Long Island, NY home of the chain leg vise

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#9 posted 58 days ago

Dude, well done! Is there a Sketchup file so I can build one myself. Of course it won’t be as good as yours, but I’d like to try.

-- "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money." Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

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#10 posted 58 days ago

Wow! Daily Top 3 for sure.

-- Dan, Naperville IL, I.G.N.

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#11 posted 58 days ago

Two words: EP. IC.

-- Jake -- "Although the stars do not speak, even in being silent they cry out" - John Calvin

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#12 posted 58 days ago

It’s so versatile!

You can hang on a rafter or screw it in place.

You are the greatest. Thanks for posting NinjaAssassin.

This should be in the Smithsonian Institute of Technology, no doubt.

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#13 posted 58 days ago

Please consider writing a blog with video to share your techniques with your lesser fellow LJs.

I know that we are not worthy, but at least let us dream!

-- “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.” ― Mark Twain

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#14 posted 58 days ago

If you would just write BAILEIGH on that with a ballpoint pen, you’d win the $1500 for sure. I’m waiting for the online course on building these, and then I’ll figure out a marketing strategy to make big bucks.

-- Bob, Missoula, MT -- Of all the tools I own, my favorite is a good sharp pocket knife. - My Dad

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#15 posted 58 days ago

hand tools only?

-- Young enough to jump, too old to come back down

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