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Project by NinjaAssassin posted 156 days ago 5033 views 18 times favorited 131 comments Add to Favorites Watch

You all might as well give up woodworking. You’ll never produce anything nearly as amazing as this. This level of craftsmanship is practically unattainable. It’d be a waste of time to elaborate on this project. No one else is capable of even comprehending the brilliance of this piece.

-- - Billy

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#1 posted 156 days ago

OMG! Did you do that yourself or did you take a class?

Great lines and proportions.

-- It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

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#2 posted 156 days ago

I believe I detect the golden ratio.

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#3 posted 156 days ago

I invented and built this myself. You can’t buy this kind of quality.

-- - Billy

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#4 posted 156 days ago


-- Paul, Las Vegas

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#5 posted 156 days ago

My sister was bitten by a lama once.

-- J. Palmer Woodworks - Rockwall TX -I woke up this morning thinking “man, I really hope someone posted some soul scarring sh*t on LJs today.” -- - Billy

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#6 posted 156 days ago

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”
- Dolly Parton

-- Red -- "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one." C.S. Lewis

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#7 posted 156 days ago

This has been on my “to build” list for a while. Thanks for the motivation to get on with it! Nice Job!

-- Eric -

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#8 posted 156 days ago

Nice. At least it is finished. I have many unfinished projects, but you pulled it off. I’m following this thread.

-- Jim, Long Island, NY home of the chain leg vise

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#9 posted 156 days ago

Dude, well done! Is there a Sketchup file so I can build one myself. Of course it won’t be as good as yours, but I’d like to try.

-- "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money." Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

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#10 posted 156 days ago

Wow! Daily Top 3 for sure.

-- Dan, Naperville IL, I.G.N.

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#11 posted 156 days ago

Two words: EP. IC.

-- Jake -- "Not only do we live among the stars, the stars live within us." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

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#12 posted 156 days ago

It’s so versatile!

You can hang on a rafter or screw it in place.

You are the greatest. Thanks for posting NinjaAssassin.

This should be in the Smithsonian Institute of Technology, no doubt.

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#13 posted 156 days ago

Please consider writing a blog with video to share your techniques with your lesser fellow LJs.

I know that we are not worthy, but at least let us dream!

-- “That it will never come again / Is what makes life so sweet. ” ― Emily Dickinson

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#14 posted 156 days ago

If you would just write BAILEIGH on that with a ballpoint pen, you’d win the $1500 for sure. I’m waiting for the online course on building these, and then I’ll figure out a marketing strategy to make big bucks.

-- Bob, Missoula, MT -- Of all the tools I own, my favorite is a good sharp pocket knife. - My Dad

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#15 posted 156 days ago

hand tools only?

-- You are never complete, you just draw a line where done is and stop at that line.

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