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Those of you who follow my blog will remember that every year my wife and some other volunteers organize a local charity Christmas carnival. Well this year the theme is ‘Showtime’ and the local high school in conjunction with my wife’s firm of solicitors are putting a float in the procession to represent the show Stomp. For those of you who don’t know, Stomp is basically a group of percussionists who make music out of household objects. Go and see them if you have the chance.

So anyhow, over the last few months my wife has been collecting all kinds of junk that could be used to make music. Pots and pans, kitchen sinks, radiators, dustbins, oil drums, wheels, car doors, etc. You name it and it has turned up in my back garden.

Well I came home one Friday and couldn’t help discerning that ‘her indoors’ was being extraordinarily nice to me. “She’s after something” I thought, but since her being nice to me is such a rare event, I decided to say nothing and milk it for as long as possible. Finally, she came out with it. The conversation went something like this:

Wife:I want you to make me some tubular bells.

Me:You’re ‘avin’ a laugh luv. Tubular bells? What am I gonna make those out of?

Wife:I pulled four 2×4s out of a skip on my way home from work and they’re in the car. They’re only a prop, so they don’t have to actually work.

Me:Don’t worry, they won’t.

Wife:And they’ve got to look ‘street’ – like they were thrown together.

Me:Don’t worry, they will.

Wife:Have a think about it and see what you can come up with.

Me:If I must.

The next day, I dragged the 2×4s out of her car and removed all the nails. Sighting down their length my heart sank.
  • Warped – Yes
  • Bowed – Yes
  • Crook – Yes
  • Twist – Yes
  • Checking – Yes
  • Lumps missing – Yes

“There was a reason these were in the skip”, I thought.

I took the worst of it out with a portable electric planer whilst thinking what the hell I was going to do with this crap.

I’m making your favourite for dinner tonight?” smiled the wife.
You’d better be” I mumbled.
Have you come up with any ideas yet? By the way, it needs to be flat-packed, so I can get it in the car.
Fine”, says I hoping this was not going to be one of those ever changing spousal design briefs.

So with a saw-saw here and a chop-chop there, here a saw, there a chop, everywhere a saw chop, this is what I managed to cobble together after getting the royal approval on the design.

Now here’s the technical bit: M & T joints, loose-wedged M & Ts and halving joints. The screws are not part of the joinery, they are only there to stop the crappy pine splitting during assembly. The cans were drilled and slid onto aluminium tubing to keep them aligned. I tapped the ends of the tubing so I could screw in some eyelets. They are secured to the bottom rail with fishing line to prevent them blowing around too much during the procession.

She’s happy, I’m glad to see the back of it and we’re both SICK TO DEATH OF HEINZ BAKED BEANS!!!

-- Andy -- Old Chinese proverb say: If you think something can't be done, don't interrupt man who is doing it.





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jjw5858

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#1 posted 156 days ago

This is a cool looking project Andy. Really nice work on it! The other evening I had a chance to check this out and thought of you. Hope this link works. http://www.pbs.org/woodwrightsshop/watch-on-line/2023-2014/

Just look for the ”Swinging Saw Vise” episode on that links page and you should be able to see it.

Good to see your latest creation, be well!

-- "Make something you love tomorrow...and do it slowly" JLB

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Jim Jakosh

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#2 posted 156 days ago

Hey, it came out nice looking and if she is happy, that’s all that matters!!!!!!

You ate all the beans in those cans???? I counted 52!!
......................Jim

-- Jim Jakosh.....Practical Wood Products...........Learn something new every day!!

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AnthonyReed

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#3 posted 156 days ago

Your tales are always a joy to read. Your work, even when in the most grim parameters, is top notch.

Thanks for sharing Andy.

-- ~Tony

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helluvawreck

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#4 posted 156 days ago

That’s very creative and looks like it has the makings of a fun project for anyone. I bet your wife loves how it turned out and hope the Christmas carnival goes well.

helluvawreck aka Charles
http://woodworkingexpo.wordpress.com

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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terryR

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#5 posted 156 days ago

Great work, Andy! You continue to entertain with wifey discussions, and influence my chores on the farm!

Why did I choose to build hen nesting boxes all with hand tools and rabbet joints? Because that’s how Andy would do it! LOL. It turns a chore into woodworking.

Hope the Carnival goes well! It sure would be bland without YOUR touch each year!

-- tr ...see one, do one, teach one...

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ShaneA

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#6 posted 156 days ago

Is it weird that I read your post with an English accent in my mind? Looks like you did a great job. You better be careful, it won’t be long till she thinks you can do anything.

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Brit

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#7 posted 156 days ago

Joe – Thanks for the link. I’ve seen a vise like that elsewhere. Quite a clever design.

Jim – Thanks. actually they weren’t all baked beans. I think there was some soup in there too.

Tony – Cheers buddy.

Charles - It was quite fun really. I’m a woodworker and I got to work some free wood so I musn’t complain.

Terry – Thanks. My contribution to the carnival is tiny in comparison to that of my wife and others. She literally gives all her free time from January to December to make the day a success. Each year they have to raise all the sponsorship for every single little thing. Road signs, advertising, lighting, marquees. She begs, steals and borrows and each year it gets bigger and better.

Shane – It is not at all weird that you read with an English accent. I do it all the time. :o)

-- Andy -- Old Chinese proverb say: If you think something can't be done, don't interrupt man who is doing it.

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theoldfart

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#8 posted 156 days ago

Andy, you and your wife personify paying it forward. And I do the same as Shane, your stuff is always read with a bit o’ cockney (read John Cleese) in my mind.

-- "Aged flatus, I heard that some one has already blown out your mortise." THE Surgeon ……………………………………. Kevin

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Smitty_Cabinetshop

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#9 posted 156 days ago

Love the storytelling, Andy. And very nice work. Glad The Royal Highness approves, too. :-)

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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stefang

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#10 posted 156 days ago

I thought this project looked really good the first time I looked at it, but after reading about the condition of the raw materials it looks even better and not really ‘thrown together’. The story was good too. It’s not always so easy to keep or wive’s happy, but this project should do the trick.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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KnotCurser

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#11 posted 156 days ago

Fine project and even better story to go along with it!

-bob

-- Robert Rhoades WoodWorks / Email: rrww@rhoadesclan.com / www.rhoadesclan.com

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Jamie Speirs

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#12 posted 156 days ago

Was the dinner worth it?

:)

Jamie

-- Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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doubleDD

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#13 posted 156 days ago

It sure came out looking nice. I would like to hear those bells ring.

-- --Dave-- When you run out of ideas, start building your dreams

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Dave

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#14 posted 156 days ago

Andy you aint right.
But the project is!

-- Superdav "No matter where you go - there you are." http://chiselandforge.com

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Doe

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#15 posted 156 days ago

I agree with Mike—it looks good. You should get bonus points for this.

-- Mother Nature talks, I try to listen

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