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Project by hoss12992 posted 04-05-2013 at 12:28 PM 2272 views 0 times favorited 16 comments Add to Favorites Watch

These technically qualify as the are partly made of wood, but they are good for a laugh. Some cedar cut for a base, a WELL dried out “Pasture apple” a pipe cleaner stem, and a few feathers, and throw in a pair of eyes from the fly tying box and BAM! You got a Tennessee Turd Bird. I do put a couple coats of spray poly on them to start with. Andy, these turned out alright. LOL

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#1 posted 04-05-2013 at 12:39 PM

Be careful, the Sierra Club will make them an endangered species.

Cute, they will sell.

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#2 posted 04-05-2013 at 12:44 PM

or do you mean endangered feces?

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#3 posted 04-05-2013 at 12:45 PM

Cute… I lol’d :-)

Oh, and WELCOME from a fellow East 10aSEE’n

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#4 posted 04-05-2013 at 12:51 PM

Great design…it gives me an idea for after I go to the bathroom tonight..!

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#5 posted 04-05-2013 at 12:54 PM

Hey Greg… As the girls would say…

EWWWWWWW !

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#6 posted 04-05-2013 at 04:02 PM

KOOL! I have made a few of those ;-)

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#7 posted 04-05-2013 at 05:30 PM

Nice, but they have terrible breath if they stay out in the rain.

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#8 posted 04-05-2013 at 06:07 PM

Hmmmmmmm…... with eight cats here I think I have a LOT of “raw” material to work from on this theme!!!

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#9 posted 04-05-2013 at 07:23 PM

Thanks yall for the comments and the laughs!

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#10 posted 04-06-2013 at 04:37 AM

Hoss, That is definately alright! And damn funny.

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#11 posted 04-06-2013 at 04:40 AM

As a city boy I find this FUNNY…. Too cool.

-- Ken, "Everyday above ground is a good day!"

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#12 posted 04-06-2013 at 05:08 AM

man…I thought the name was some kind of joke about a weird turd like species of wood from TN!

Nope! It’s the real poopy deal.

Very funny man!

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#13 posted 04-06-2013 at 06:30 AM

I can see these selling well myself. Great idea because they are real eye catcher.

helluvawreck aka Charles
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#14 posted 04-06-2013 at 09:39 AM

Thanks yall for the comments and the laughs!

-- The Old Rednek Workshop https://www.facebook.com/theoldrednekworkshoptn

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#15 posted 04-06-2013 at 11:10 AM

Absolute filth ! I have never been so insulted! I will write of tonight to my MP, or even President Obama. Iif he knew what was transpiring on this site he would be revulsed This a shocking state of affairs to see the jocks been dragged through the gutter like this.little Jobby birds indeed Hmmmp

Any pics of doggie doodie as flying pigs? They do really exist I have seen them with my own eyes.Alistair

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