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Tennessee Turd Bird

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Project by hoss12992 posted 04-05-2013 07:28 PM 2320 views 0 times favorited 16 comments Add to Favorites Watch

These technically qualify as the are partly made of wood, but they are good for a laugh. Some cedar cut for a base, a WELL dried out “Pasture apple” a pipe cleaner stem, and a few feathers, and throw in a pair of eyes from the fly tying box and BAM! You got a Tennessee Turd Bird. I do put a couple coats of spray poly on them to start with. Andy, these turned out alright. LOL

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Monte Pittman

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#1 posted 04-05-2013 07:39 PM

Be careful, the Sierra Club will make them an endangered species.

Cute, they will sell.

-- Mother Nature created it, I just assemble it.

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#2 posted 04-05-2013 07:44 PM

or do you mean endangered feces?

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#3 posted 04-05-2013 07:45 PM

Cute… I lol’d :-)

Oh, and WELCOME from a fellow East 10aSEE’n

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Greg..the Cajun Box Sculptor

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#4 posted 04-05-2013 07:51 PM

Great design…it gives me an idea for after I go to the bathroom tonight..!

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#5 posted 04-05-2013 07:54 PM

Hey Greg… As the girls would say…

EWWWWWWW !

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#6 posted 04-05-2013 11:02 PM

KOOL! I have made a few of those ;-)

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#7 posted 04-06-2013 12:30 AM

Nice, but they have terrible breath if they stay out in the rain.

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#8 posted 04-06-2013 01:07 AM

Hmmmmmmm…... with eight cats here I think I have a LOT of “raw” material to work from on this theme!!!

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hoss12992

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#9 posted 04-06-2013 02:23 AM

Thanks yall for the comments and the laughs!

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#10 posted 04-06-2013 11:37 AM

Hoss, That is definately alright! And damn funny.

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#11 posted 04-06-2013 11:40 AM

As a city boy I find this FUNNY…. Too cool.

-- Ken, "Everyday above ground is a good day!"

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#12 posted 04-06-2013 12:08 PM

man…I thought the name was some kind of joke about a weird turd like species of wood from TN!

Nope! It’s the real poopy deal.

Very funny man!

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#13 posted 04-06-2013 01:30 PM

I can see these selling well myself. Great idea because they are real eye catcher.

helluvawreck aka Charles
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hoss12992

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#14 posted 04-06-2013 04:39 PM

Thanks yall for the comments and the laughs!

-- The Old Rednek Workshop https://www.facebook.com/theoldrednekworkshoptn

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#15 posted 04-06-2013 06:10 PM

Absolute filth ! I have never been so insulted! I will write of tonight to my MP, or even President Obama. Iif he knew what was transpiring on this site he would be revulsed This a shocking state of affairs to see the jocks been dragged through the gutter like this.little Jobby birds indeed Hmmmp

Any pics of doggie doodie as flying pigs? They do really exist I have seen them with my own eyes.Alistair

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