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So this was the first project on my new bench as a novice woodworker. Nothing spectacular really, just creative thinking in a pinch. You see, Cali had just received a really bitchin 1970’s era Husqvarna Viking 2000 sewing machine that has like 1,000 stitches. Problem was she had no table to use it with…
Oh the magic of yard sales!
Yes, we found a sewing table that could fold up and stow away on the corner of our apartment when not in use – hooray! It even looked like a good fit for the Viking! How much did we pay? They asked for $1.00 and we gave them $5.00 – they were psyched!
Fast forward 30 minutes to the scene where the couple looks totally bummed – the table does not fit the Viking!
Oh whatever will they do?
The boy thinks to himself “You have a brand new jig saw… has to be a way to justify buying it here… HAS TO BE!”
And thus the afternoon long quest to remanufacture the sewing table began.
Using the stock add on platform as a template to shape an MDF top layer the boy put his new jig saw to use. He cut reliefs, he cut lines, he even cut corners – and all was well in the land.
But wait! The MDF is not as thick as the original top! Shock Horror! All that work gone to waste!
Then the boy thought “Wait – I have some plywood left over from building this here bench…. what if I laminated it on to the bottom of this beautiful MDF work surface I just shaped?”
And so the lamination began. And it was good. So good in fact there was to be little to no sanding involved in the entire project!!! Life was sweet for the boy.
After much hand wringing and thought the boy realized he could use the original table as a template to cut hinge mortises with his router table. And he did. And it was good.
He even got to use a chisel and a plane!
Life was sweet – really sweet!
Once the top was mounted on its hinges however the boy realized he would need to put some kind of support under them. “No problem – I’ll just use a couple of bits scrap to make the supports. Drill dowels down into them and Bob’s Your Uncle!”
But how to line up the matching holes in the work surface…
Bing! TAKE A RUBBING!
Get your minds out of the gutter! The boy simply placed a bit of paper on the holes he drilled for the dowels and punched holes in the center of each dowel. He then flipped it over on the underside of the table to use as a drill template! He thought he was so clever!
But a few days later he realized this was common practice and his ego once again was deflated.
But he made a bitchin sewing table for his Princess – look at the smile on her face in the cover photo!
-- “Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.” ― Hunter S. Thompson