Gag Gift?

funny… lots of work cutting

-- making sawdust....

Hi Allison,

This is a cute project and I enjoyed the story behind it. Out of curiosity how did you mount the lettering?

Thanks for the post.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

People also get upset at “illegitimi non corborundum”

Cool dad.

Lee

-- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project.

Great story to go with your project….. Man I just love the stuff I see here at the lumberjocks.

-- Brian's Table Top Toys http://home.mountaincable.net/~bgraham/

Around here, Manure Occureth a lot. I think those who are offended don’t get it. I’ve seen some tee-shirts that offended ME!.

-- Thos. Angle, Owyhee Design, Oregon

Great Idea, your Dads got a great sense of humor. God bless him, anyone thats lived that long should be able to wear, say, show, or flag any dang thing they want. I’m proud of him. He’s a cool old dude. mike

-- Mike. Profisher50@yahoo.com

That it does!

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

I don’t know your dad, but I love him!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Yeah, that’s pretty cool… tell him I’m putting one in my shop too… right above my “cut’em too short again” bin… heheh.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

Your silliness was inherited …..

I say offend away !!!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke".

That goes under the “two word story” category. Nice.

-- Rob (A) Waxahachie,TX

My teacher told me once my answer to his question was ” fecal matter from a male bovine beast”
Man I like that guy, so in that regard I like your dad’s attitude. Great sroll work.

-- Thuan

“fecal matter from a male bovine beast” Now that is an expression only a teacher would come up with heh? God bless our teachers! And to Scott Bryan- good ol’ fashioned wood glue. My father had to make a few trial runs (no pun intended but should be) with it to see where to place the lettering on the wood so as it wouldn’t fall over when he braked or accelerated!
Lord forbid I secure it directly to his Trans Am!!!
LOL!!!

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

I had an Auto Tech teacher that always used to say “Feces Substantiates” really cool vet :)

Allison, Cool Story and great sign.
My personal favorite has always been:
“The feces has struck the air circulation machine” :)

CtL

-- Chris L. "Don't Dream it, Be it."

Not in a million years would I have thought there were sooo many ways to say “Manure Occureth” And I am dying to tell my father ,yet I don’t dare!!! Thanks everyone, This is great!

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!