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Stumpy Jig Contest - Supreme Tool for UltimateMarketPlacement YieldingeNormous URLBusinessSolution

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Project by DamnYankee posted 05-30-2012 11:39 PM 3662 views 1 time favorited 45 comments Add to Favorites Watch

This is my jig for the Stumpy Nubs jig contest.

I call it the The Supreme Tool for Ultimate Market Placement Yielding e-Normous URL Business Solution

This jig enables me to repeatedly ensure the optimal placement of my URL business advertisements.

It is made of poplar. The long narrow piece is attached square to the smaller rectangle which I can clamp to the frame of the center window of my truck. It is long enough that I can use it for either the left, right or center window.

It is NOT finished with BLO, stain, dye, poly, or any other finish.
It is NOT assembled using a tongue and groove, dove tail, or pocket joinery.

-- Shameless - Winner of two Stumpy Nubs Awards





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eddie

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#1 posted 05-30-2012 11:46 PM

LOL . great jig, poplar is a great choice of URLs

-- Jesus Is Alright with me

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DS

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#2 posted 05-30-2012 11:49 PM

>GROAN< Nice Jig! hahah!

Funny thing is, you’ll probably make it into the video with this entry.

Makes me think I should still do something… Naaaah!

-- "Hard work is not defined by the difficulty of the task as much as a person's desire to perform it.", DS251

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JL7

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#3 posted 05-30-2012 11:56 PM

Clever…...very clever….just don’t quit the day job quite yet….:)

-- Jeff - I have not failed. I've just found 10,002 ways that won't work.

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john

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#4 posted 05-31-2012 12:05 AM

They should just rename this forum Stumpys place .That all i see on here

-- John in Belgrave (Website) http://www.extremebirdhouse.com , http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=112698715866

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StumpyNubs

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#5 posted 05-31-2012 12:08 AM

We may have a winner!

(BTW- On that decal, the plastic film peels off and the letters stay behind. Don’t feel bad, I didn’t know either until the pastic film started coming off on its own.)

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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DamnYankee

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#6 posted 05-31-2012 12:09 AM

Look at last picture and you will see it peeled off.

-- Shameless - Winner of two Stumpy Nubs Awards

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StumpyNubs

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#7 posted 05-31-2012 12:11 AM

When I put one on my wife’s car and a week later the plastic film started coming off I was ticked. What a piece of crap! Then I realized it was a decal, not a bumper sticker and I felt really old…

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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Roger Clark aka Rex

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#8 posted 05-31-2012 12:13 AM

DY, Regret to inform you that your entry has been rejected for consideration in the competition.

The rules strictly state that an entry MUST be a Completed and Finished product. Your work in progress or unfinished item is therefor disqualified.
You said it yourself DY:
“It is NOT finished with BLO, stain, dye, poly, or any other finish.
It is NOT assembled using a tongue and groove, dove tail, or pocket joinery.”
That’ll teach you to keep your mouth shut !!!!!!! WhoooooHOOOO

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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Dave

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#9 posted 05-31-2012 12:14 AM

Oh my goodness. The judge of the contest will be impressed.
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I am speechless over your entry. Why didn’t I think of that?

-- Superdav "No matter where you go - there you are." http://chiselandforge.com

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StumpyNubs

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#10 posted 05-31-2012 12:16 AM

Ruler are rules, Rex... but there is something about this one that I like… I can’t quite put my finger on it, but it just appeals to me for some reason…

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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JL7

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#11 posted 05-31-2012 12:18 AM

And – the length of the title has adverse effects on the projects page – seems to push the other projects right off to the side….this will stir the pot…..

-- Jeff - I have not failed. I've just found 10,002 ways that won't work.

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StumpyNubs

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#12 posted 05-31-2012 12:20 AM

Yes, I see what you mean. That is very strange. Maybe Yanks should put spaces between the words in the title.

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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JL7

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#13 posted 05-31-2012 12:24 AM

Yep – there is a hole in the matrix…..no spaces…..

-- Jeff - I have not failed. I've just found 10,002 ways that won't work.

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patron

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#14 posted 05-31-2012 12:25 AM

well done yank

pretty soon the back window
will look like a computer screen

with pop up girls
in their negliges

and ads for spam

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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ChuckV

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#15 posted 05-31-2012 12:28 AM

Now that is awesome. Not only is it a magnificent jig, but with the font size that I am using in my browser, you have managed to mangle the pulse page. The word “SupremeToolforUltimateMarketPlacementYieldingeNormousURLBusinessSolution” is so long that the last column, “New comments or replies since you last checked” is mostly lost:

(Your entry is the third one down.)

-- “That it will never come again / Is what makes life so sweet. ” ― Emily Dickinson

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