|Project by Roman - THE BOOTMAN||posted 05-02-2012 05:12 PM||1044 views||0 times favorited||5 comments|
This is some story!!
A long time ago, when our ancestors climbed down out of the trees to become hunter-gatherers a major step forward occurred in our evolution!
Glug and Mabel were a couple in those times and were on a new adventure. Glug had adapted well to his new environment. Running after prey, his foot and toes adapted well. As for Mabel, her big toe had been located in such a manner as to allow for grasping branches as she flitted through the trees. Terra firma was not her place and she was in constant agony. To minimize the pain and suffering his mate was experiencing, he took his stone axe, found some walnut in his wood cache and a branch from a mayday tree, and presto here came the first high heel! Glug knew he was unto a good thing. Mabel was happy with her high heels and Glug could go hunting whenever he pleased! And I don’t lie, I just tell stories and carve wooden shoes! Enjoy!
-- Roman:... These Boots Were Made For 'Talkin'!