Hi-Tech Redneck Pythagoras Guage

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Project by jaykaypur posted 735 days ago 1799 views 2 times favorited 11 comments Add to Favorites Watch

Following up and giving thanks to JR45’s recent similar post, I mustered the courage to try making my version of this “tool.” Mine consists of 2 professional quality emery boards (the wood in the project) and a GOP (grand ol’ project) solid gold-painted/embellished lapel pin.
My math skills do not go high enough to calculate the total cost but it was substantially lower than JR45’s. I will probably never use this because I think it’s a bigger scam than 1-hour martinizing.
I will put it in the shop as a conversation piece though! You know, just bring it out while someone is in the shop and flip it this way and that against whatever I am working on and then make a few notes on a pad. Tell them I was doing some arithmatatic vs. mathrithmatic calculations and go on working.
Hey it’s pouring rain here and I just HAD to do something this morning.

-- Use it up, Wear it out --------------- Make it do, Or do without!

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#1 posted 735 days ago

I didn’t realize you were a jokester. Thanks for the morning laugh

-- JoeyG ~~~

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#2 posted 735 days ago

Brilliant. Looks very accurate!!!!

-- It always looks better when it's finished!

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#3 posted 735 days ago

now that’s what I’m talkin bout

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe.

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#4 posted 735 days ago

That’s it. The price is right!

-- I may have lost my marbles, but I still have my love of woodworking

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#5 posted 735 days ago

Well you get an “A” for concept, design and execution. You get an “F” for the use of a political symbol (lapel pin)
we both know that anything political DOESN’T WORK.

-- Life is good.

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#6 posted 735 days ago

Is this how they caculate who leads in the polls?

-- bowtie,.....jus passin thru....

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#7 posted 735 days ago

What!! You are not going to buy the one from Woodpeckers!!

Nice Job!

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#8 posted 735 days ago

The elephant is the best part. I’ll buy two of ‘em. Will fifty bucks cover them? Twenty more for shipping?

Edit: Can I get one ef ‘em with the jackass on it instead? I wanna feel impartial.

-- I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. I'm sorry,thanks.

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#9 posted 735 days ago

Great Jay send me 20 of them I will sell them for 1/2 of what woodpeckers is selling it for and we can split the profits, LOL

-- Martin ....always count the number of fingers you have before, and after using the saw.

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#10 posted 735 days ago

I hope Woodpeckers didn’t go too far and order a railroad car load of those things.

-- Life is good.

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#11 posted 735 days ago

i don’t get the need for the woodpeckers tool.but the price is right for yours.
i like the pin.hope romney puts obama on perminate vacation.

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