You might be a Redneck if

Hmmmm….....I think I know some of those folks…...Not family but I think I have picked a few of them up.

-- Adrian ..... The 11th Commandment...."Thou Shalt Not Buy A Wobble Dado"

I’ve seen the first one before but the last two are scary.

-- Phillip -- Molino,Florida "I didn't cut it too short, I'm just making changes!"

It’s still woodworking, however rudimentary it may be.

-- --Chuck

I dunno, the ferris wheel looks like fun. Maybe the construction leaves something to be desired, but the idea…

Thanks for the humor. My favorite is the cherry picker.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

:-)

-- Jiri

Too cool, thanks

-- Hope Never fails

How did they get a picture of my boat? ;)

-- "Give me your poor tools, your tired steel, your huddled masses of rust." Yep, I ripped off the Statue of Liberty. That's how I roll!

Last one up the Cherry Picker should call for an ambulance before going up. Scary.

-- Bill - "Suit yourself and let the rest be pleased." http://www.cajunpen.com/

I’m just having some fun, Hopefully none of these guys are Lumberjocks

-- Illegitimis nil carborundum - Don't let the bastards grind you down http://woodworkingtipsfrompop.com

I guess none of you guys have done barn roofing… The cherry picker goes in the bucket of a backhoe for extra height!

-- The only easy wood project is a fire

I dare you….My brother is very proud of that house boat he put together.

Seriously, that is good.

-- -- Rob Hix, King George, VA

These are great but the cherry picker is awesome. Go to their sight and see many more.

-- Only the Shadow knows....................

God bless the Cherry Picker operators of the world !!!! hahahahaaha WOW , That’s a scary thought that someone would build it and then find someone smart enough to climb it : )

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

Pretty scary!

How about a couple of other jokes:

You might be a redneck if:

You mow your lawn and found a couple of cars you forgot you had.

Redneck question of the ages:

If I divorced my wife would she still be my cousin?

-- - Ray