|Project by vipond33||posted 652 days ago||1843 views||7 times favorited||18 comments|
Good afternoon LJ’s with pickup trucks and broken hearts, I’m here t’help.
Are you tired of ripe tomatoes and cans of peaches rolling around in your truck bed after a trip to the vittles store? Did your loaf of white bread get squashed all flat when that big ole ham fell on top of it?
Then jes relax now and get yourself the new, never improved Grocery Corral!! Made entirely of genuine teak, with that “don’t care what the weather is” attitude that y’all love so much in your outdoor gear – all held together with the insolence of Titebond III, the glue that cocks its nose in the general direction of the sun, moon and stars; I’ll outlast you it says.
No corners have been cut in the fabrication of this marvelous device, ‘ceptin the miters of course, and no expense has been spared in the inclusion of many a fine fully housed dado joint. With superior drainage on the bottom and perfectly sized to fit a box of beer, or two, this ingenious contraption with have you roaring around country corners without a care in the world. Holds six grocery bags in a pinch.
Not available in stores.
Build on LJ’s.
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