Plutonium Powered Hovering Cutting Board

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Project by pintodeluxe posted 1268 days ago 2417 views 3 times favorited 9 comments Add to Favorites Watch

The biscuits are soaked in thermal magnatite, and the splines are plutonium. When inserted in the board, it hovers just like the skateboard in Back to the Future. I must have put too many magnatite biscuits on one side though, because it hovers lopsided.

-- Willie, Washington "If You Choose Not To Decide, You Still Have Made a Choice" - Rush

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#1 posted 1268 days ago

Now, on to the depleted Uranium jewelry boxes…. :)

-- Adventure? Heh! Excitement? Heh! A Woodworker craves not these things!

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#2 posted 1268 days ago

That’s not true, the Corian counter top rejects wood, that is what really makes it hover. Too bad you wasted all that time in money ;-)) Nice looking board.

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#3 posted 1268 days ago

Great job on this board. Well done. Like the humor!

-- Ken, "Everyday above ground is a good day!"

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#4 posted 1268 days ago

You should have utilized the endochronic properties available from resublimated diothimium.

Tongue firmly in cheek.

-- The nicer the nice, the higher the price!

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#5 posted 1268 days ago

ha, we all know you actually bought it from Martians.

-- Kate,

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#6 posted 1268 days ago

Yep, what BigTiny said is exactly what I was thinking

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#7 posted 1268 days ago

Don’t sell the plans to terrorists or the Plutonisans.. shopnotes has same plan
nicely done.
Mine did not come out as nice.
Humor is good.

-- Bruce. a mind is like a book it is only useful when open.

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#8 posted 1267 days ago

...and here I was thinking that using dark walnut in a cutting board was bad for your health…

-- Bill Culpepper, Indiana

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#9 posted 841 days ago

Great Scott thats a good looking board! i just had to comment because i love the title.

dont know if you’ve seen this but you may get a kick out of it.

-- Corey

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