Plutonium Powered Hovering Cutting Board

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Project by pintodeluxe posted 03-01-2011 09:01 AM 3341 views 4 times favorited 9 comments Add to Favorites Watch

The biscuits are soaked in thermal magnatite, and the splines are plutonium. When inserted in the board, it hovers just like the skateboard in Back to the Future. I must have put too many magnatite biscuits on one side though, because it hovers lopsided.

-- Willie, Washington "If You Choose Not To Decide, You Still Have Made a Choice" - Rush

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#1 posted 03-01-2011 09:08 AM

Now, on to the depleted Uranium jewelry boxes…. :)

-- Adventure? Heh! Excitement? Heh! A Woodworker craves not these things!

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#2 posted 03-01-2011 10:17 AM

That’s not true, the Corian counter top rejects wood, that is what really makes it hover. Too bad you wasted all that time in money ;-)) Nice looking board.

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#3 posted 03-01-2011 11:41 AM

Great job on this board. Well done. Like the humor!

-- Ken, "Everyday above ground is a good day!"

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#4 posted 03-01-2011 12:16 PM

You should have utilized the endochronic properties available from resublimated diothimium.

Tongue firmly in cheek.

-- The nicer the nice, the higher the price!

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#5 posted 03-01-2011 02:49 PM

ha, we all know you actually bought it from Martians.

-- Kate,

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#6 posted 03-01-2011 06:53 PM

Yep, what BigTiny said is exactly what I was thinking

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#7 posted 03-01-2011 07:50 PM

Don’t sell the plans to terrorists or the Plutonisans.. shopnotes has same plan
nicely done.
Mine did not come out as nice.
Humor is good.

-- Bruce. a mind is like a book it is only useful when open.

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#8 posted 03-02-2011 06:37 AM

...and here I was thinking that using dark walnut in a cutting board was bad for your health…

-- Bill Culpepper, Indiana

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#9 posted 05-01-2012 01:46 PM

Great Scott thats a good looking board! i just had to comment because i love the title.

dont know if you’ve seen this but you may get a kick out of it.

-- Corey

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