|Project by poopiekat||posted 1391 days ago||12115 views||3 times favorited||220 comments|
This amazing device occurred to me in a dream….one where I had an unfortunate event occurred while putting my snowtires on. In picture #1, my home-built ”Anticipatory Inertia Blocker” prevents your vehicle from rolling on top of you when you have it lifted on the jack before your lug nuts are loosened. How many lives will be saved? How many bones will be saved from fractures? In picture #2, My self-designed ”Planar Fenestrative Blocker” will prevent doors and windows from suddenly closing due to breezes, locking you out of your home with the keys inside, as your Ovaltine sits burning on the stove. how many homes will be saved with this ingenious breakthrough? Picture #3, My newly designed ”Supplantive Elevative Fixture” will save old couches from wrack and ruin, and your useless old college Philosophy books will not have to be pressed (heehee) into service as height-deficit settee levelers. Picture #4 shows the somewhat complicated manufacturing process clearly showing the ”Inclined Monolith Manufacturing Device” doing its thing, to a ”3-D Lignal Rectangle”.
Please do not copy this design, or text withoutt my written permission! I expect a telegramme from the Patent Office any minute now.
-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!