Copy of Lazy Larry Cutting Board

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Project by jockmike2 posted 04-16-2010 08:13 PM 4644 views 0 times favorited 51 comments Add to Favorites Watch

Let this be a lesson to anyone who uses anything but mineral oil on their cutting board. Mine shriveled up got all crooked and started falling apart. So be careful what you put on those boards, you just never know what will happen. Sorry Larry to use your name on this, I know it’s an abomination.

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

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#1 posted 04-16-2010 08:16 PM

I’ve got a Dr’s appt. so I’m glad I don’t have to listen to the laughs.

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

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#2 posted 04-16-2010 08:17 PM

Don’t put anything on this other than glue IE no oil before glue ,when it is finally hardened up then oil it.The glue you have been using doesn’t appear to be non waterproof glue IMHO thats whats at fault here not oil.

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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#3 posted 04-16-2010 08:24 PM

DOOF! that sucks, it looks like it was an awesome board

-- Every neighborhood has an eccentric neighbor. I wondered for years "who was ours?" Then I realized it was me.

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#4 posted 04-16-2010 08:40 PM

Are we really talking about cutting boards?

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#5 posted 04-16-2010 08:41 PM

How strange, I use mineral oil all the time and other than it sliding off the counter it holds together fine.

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#6 posted 04-16-2010 08:51 PM

what exactly did u put on it?, sulphuric acid?

-- if you dont have it, build it, especially when its a stupid idea

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#7 posted 04-16-2010 08:53 PM

wow that is one ugly train wreck

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#8 posted 04-16-2010 09:12 PM

OUCH! As Homer would say “DOOH!”

-- If you don't work, you don't eat!.....Garland, TX

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#9 posted 04-16-2010 09:19 PM

It looks like you used the torch to dry it out.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia †

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#10 posted 04-16-2010 09:23 PM

Nothing a little Duct tape can’t fix.

-- ~Jason~ , Albuquerque NM

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#11 posted 04-16-2010 09:35 PM

I know you mentioned the problems you were having but I underestimated the extent of this disaster.
Cutting boards are simple easy and fun?????
Now get right back on that horse…

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ For lovers of all things timber...

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#12 posted 04-16-2010 09:40 PM

Don’t listen to any of these negative people! I am ashamed of their comments.

Besides my boss seems to like your design, and he has authorised me to purchase your item. My boss is currently in Nigeria and he would like to send you a rather large check for the purchase of said item. Please deduct your manufacturing costs, your shipping costs, your supply costs (mineral oil, sulphuric acid, blow torch, duct tape ect.), and please send him the rest of the left-over money in good faith. Please act now, so your cutting boarrd will soon be part of our Nigerian Collection. Please wire funds to Prince Scamafraudula.

-- Richard Boise, Idaho

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#13 posted 04-16-2010 09:44 PM

I see problems way before the oil !!! :)

-- Pat - Worker of Wood, Collector of Tools, Father of one

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#14 posted 04-16-2010 09:48 PM

What did you use?

-- If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail!

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#15 posted 04-16-2010 10:03 PM

I’ve never seen a cutting board quite like this before.

-- Rich, Cedar Rapids, IA - I'm a woodworker. I don't create beauty, I reveal it.

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