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A Crib From @#$!

Project by Huckleberry posted 120 days ago 817 views 2 times favorited 31 comments Add to Favorites Watch

Ok this monster of a crib was designed by a client who happens to be an architect. This looked cool on paper but proved to be one of the most challenging pieces I have built to date. And this one has also take the longest to produce also. During the construction of this monster I lost my religion several times and gained it all beck when it was delivered. This is all solid walnut except for the posts which I constructed out of mdf and veneered. At the time it seemed like a good move until one side was assembled and I had to lift this thing myself. What a hernia I received, but all in all I am very happy with the way this one turned out. One thing I do know is that baby cribs and such are not for me way too many regulations on these things and for the right the reasons I know. Just glad to deliver this beast, and take the money and run.

-- Something that goes unnoticed will never be remembered.


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Christopher

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posted 120 days ago

I bet it is heavy! I like the design but you can tell it is architect frivolous. Beautiful job though.

-- "That Government is Best that Governs The Least."-Jefferson

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reggiek

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posted 120 days ago

Excellent!....too good to use as a crib….I can see what you mean about take the dough and run..heh….Glad I don’t have to put one of those together!

-- Woodworking.....My small slice of heaven!

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Don K.

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posted 120 days ago

Agreed…Beautiful work !!!! Looks heavy as heck.

-- Don S.E. OK

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patron

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posted 120 days ago

exelent work !
i don’t work with architects ,
way to self absorbed for my simple tastes .
it does look like the one my grandfather
was put in as a babe .
i remember that day well ….....

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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woodworm

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posted 120 days ago

Nice design, excellent work.

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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LesB

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posted 120 days ago

Your work is great.
The design is not only ugly but I would consider it to dangerous to put a child in. All those sharp corners and edges are going to hurt someone.

-- Les B, Oregon

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Mark Shymanski

1555 posts in 605 days


posted 120 days ago

Beautiful work. I agree with Les, far too many corners for a baby to be in there safely, and far too many sharp edges to bang into when attending the little darling in the wee hours of the night :-)

-- ...it's rennovation time!!!

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blockhead

292 posts in 201 days


posted 120 days ago

You did an excellent job. I can’t imagine what a bear that thing must have been.

-- Brad, Oregon- Wood, it's what's for dinner.

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jockmike2

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posted 120 days ago

Beautiful crib, just gorgeous. It may be a beast but it looks very nice.

-- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com

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jackass

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posted 120 days ago

Hi Huclkleberry,
I think your achievement was above the call of duty, I wish I could have done as well. It is certainly unique and your craftsmanship allowed it to become an heirloom that the family will cherish forever. Whatever you were paid should have been doubled, congratulations. Jackass (Jack Keefe).

-- Jack Keefe Shediac NB Canada

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spanky46

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posted 120 days ago

Gorgeous!

-- spanky46 -- Never enough clamps...Never enough tools...Never enough time.

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roman

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posted 120 days ago

Nice work

I just finished two sliding doors for an architect and on day 14…...........I wanted to quit. A “demanding” bunch

-- http://www.furnituremann.ca/

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Russel

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posted 120 days ago

Downright impressive work. Somehow, though I can see a baby viewing that as a “safe” place to be, both physically and emotionally.

-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last.

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huff

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posted 120 days ago

Huckleberry, You did a beautiful job on the crib. Great build!!! I know what you mean by regulations…..I built one crib in my career and by the time I read all the safety regulations pertaining to building and finishing a crib and the liabilities attached to manufacturing one scared me to death. Looked like the Architect designed a great looking “Cell Block” for his baby. lol. Great job on your part… One to be proud of.

-- John @ Myrtle Beach

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TheQueTip

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posted 120 days ago

Your work is beautiful. I hope you got paid well for it :-)

-- TheQueTip, Round Rock Texas - All tools I've purchased from Harbor Freight eventually become a hammer.

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Innovator

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posted 120 days ago

Nice work, BTW I agree with the Architect comments.

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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Beginningwoodworker

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posted 120 days ago

Nice work, I know the architect gave you headaches!

-- CJIII Future cabinetmaker

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NorthGaMan

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posted 120 days ago

Is the MDF used in the legs going to hold that together as it is moved around? I have never had good luck with that stuff except to create large quantities of dust.

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Russel

2057 posts in 831 days


posted 120 days ago

Huckleberry, I was going to pass on this comment, but the more I look at that crib the more concerned I am for the infant. Having build a few cribs, I will guarantee that this crib would not pass safety standards. Those sharp corners on the posts will be right at eye level as the child grows. And, the extention of the corner pieces exceeds the allotted amount and becomes a potential strangulation danger. If you read the ASTM standards and the regulations published by the Consumer Product Safefy Commission you may find yourself liable.

Your work is absolutely fantastic, but children’s furniture is a dangerous business.

-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last.

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Les Hastings

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posted 120 days ago

Awesome job,,,,,,,fantastic looking crib!

-- Les, Wichita, Ks. (I'd rather be covered in saw dust!)

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ND2ELK

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posted 120 days ago

Excellent work! Thanks for posting.

God Bless
tom

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

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Karson

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posted 120 days ago

That looks like one of those jobs that I’d be wanting to say “No Thanks!”

Looks like a real challenge. Does the front side go up and down?

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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SCOTSMAN

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posted 120 days ago

Looks like a court room dock well made however.Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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Dennis Zongker

1014 posts in 484 days


posted 119 days ago

Beautiful Crib! Great Job.

-- Dennis Zongker

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GSwoodworker

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posted 119 days ago

Nice work! I like the design maybe not for a baby but I like it. Does it come a part to fit into a standard 30” bedroom door

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coko

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posted 119 days ago

Nice work! Absolutely love it!
As an european i’m always surprised by the us safety standards.
The festool CMS systym didn’t pass the US safety at first, ofcourse it can take a finger or two if not used with care. On the other hand guns can be bougth with relative ease and if not used with care can take a life two…

Same goes for this design, I would have rounded over the corners on the crib, less change of injuries but it wouldn’t do good to the design. But look at the rest of the furniture. Sharp corners everywhere, shouldn’t it be filed under the same regulations?

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Grumpy

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posted 119 days ago

Huck, I am impressed. Great job.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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CreekWoodworker

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posted 119 days ago

Wow, nice work. My first thought was it should be in a Frank Lloyd Wright home.

-- Mike the CreekWoodworker

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jlsmith5963

178 posts in 240 days


posted 118 days ago

I am not sure Frankie is the best source for any type of furniture, let alone a crib….

”I have been black and blue in some spot, somewhere, almost all my life from too intimate contacts with my own furniture.”
Frank Lloyd Wright

-- criticism: the art of analyzing and evaluating the quality of a artistic work...

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Jon3

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posted 118 days ago

That architect sure designed enough sharp edges into that crib to maim even the most cautious toddler!

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DocK16

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posted 117 days ago

If I were the builder I would fear for the chilld’s safety, cause I have to knock’im up side the head when he started knawing on it to cut teeth. Lots of parts, lots of cutting and lots of joinery. Nice result.

-- DocK, WV

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