i chuckled

DISCLAIMER ! this is not my original writeing . im not bashing canadiens , mounties , kayaking , crab , lobster , or wives . however i would consider dunking the ex for a lobster dinner ! lol what ? i gave her the buick ! lol

sick.. but funny

-- making sawdust....

I agree.. sick but tickled a funny bone.

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

It’s that easy to get lobster?

-- Bruce from Central New York

Ya dem Canucks! giggle, giggle

-- Thos. Angle

Got a good laugh out of that one :)

-- Paul D, Atlanta GA

Love it . that was great

-- John, Greensboro NC noobie Woodworker

That was a tastless joke…or was it? did he say lobsters also!

-- Hope Never fails

I’m married! Where exactly in Canada was that? :-)

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

The joke is slightly wrong.
A man in Toronto received a cable from the mounties
Found mother in law floating dead in the bay STOP. Two 10 lb lobsters attached to her legs STOP Please wire instructions FULL STOP

Man wired back Send the lobsters and set her again STOP

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

im guessing top but i bet you didnt hear that from someone from maine ! lol but then if it were clinging to my ” ex ” i dont care if it was from uganda it would be dang tasty ! lol signed…... still bitter about the buick ! lol

What did the crabs taste like Trim?.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

grumpy, ssshhhhh what crabs ? she fell man i swear ! lol

On behalf of all the Snowcrabs, Lobsters and Canadians….. <g>
Not the Mounties though;-(

Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

Hey Trim, a Canadian told me this one:

The new Prime Minister was sitting around with his newly-formed cabinet trying to decide what to name their new country. Finally, one of the cabinet members pipes up and says, “I know! Let’s cut up the letters of the alphabet, stick them in the PM’s top hat, and whatever he pulls out will be the name, eh?” So, between the various “Take off, ya knob!” jeers, the PM agrees to this, and begins to pull out the various letters: “C, eh?” “N, eh?” “D, eh?”

Okay, I’ll sit down and be quiet…

-- There's no tool like an old tool...