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Blog entry by mrtrim posted 2326 days ago 3472 reads 0 times favorited 16 comments Add to Favorites Watch

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Canadian man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. ‘We’re sorry sir, But we have some information about your wife,’ said one Mountie.
‘Tell me! Did you find her?’ the anguished husband sobbed.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, ‘We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?’
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, ‘Give me the bad news first.’
The Mountie said,’I’m sorry to tell you, Sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.’
‘Oh my God!’ exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, ‘What’s the good news?’
The Mountie continued,’When we pulled her up, she had twelve 25 lb. snow crabs & 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.’
Stunned, the husband demanded,’If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?’

The Mountie said, ‘We’re gonna pull her up again tomorrow!’



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mrtrim

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#1 posted 2326 days ago

DISCLAIMER ! this is not my original writeing . im not bashing canadiens , mounties , kayaking , crab , lobster , or wives . however i would consider dunking the ex for a lobster dinner ! lol what ? i gave her the buick ! lol

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motthunter

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#2 posted 2326 days ago

sick.. but funny

-- making sawdust....

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#3 posted 2326 days ago

I agree.. sick but tickled a funny bone.

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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brunob

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#4 posted 2326 days ago

It’s that easy to get lobster?

-- Bruce from Central New York...now, if you'll pardon me, I have some sawdust to make.

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Thos. Angle

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#5 posted 2326 days ago

Ya dem Canucks! giggle, giggle

-- Thos. Angle, Jordan Valley, Oregon

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Paul D

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#6 posted 2326 days ago

Got a good laugh out of that one :)

-- Paul D - Lawrenceville, Georgia

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freedom75

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#7 posted 2326 days ago

Love it . that was great

-- John, Greensboro NC noobie Woodworker

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Mario

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#8 posted 2325 days ago

That was a tastless joke…or was it? did he say lobsters also!

-- Hope Never fails

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#9 posted 2325 days ago

I’m married! Where exactly in Canada was that? :-)

-- Gary - Never pass up the opportunity to make a mistake look like you planned it that way - Tyler, TX

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Quebecnewf

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#10 posted 2325 days ago

The joke is slightly wrong.
A man in Toronto received a cable from the mounties
Found mother in law floating dead in the bay STOP. Two 10 lb lobsters attached to her legs STOP Please wire instructions FULL STOP

Man wired back Send the lobsters and set her again STOP

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Dadoo

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#11 posted 2325 days ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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mrtrim

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#12 posted 2325 days ago

im guessing top but i bet you didnt hear that from someone from maine ! lol but then if it were clinging to my ” ex ” i dont care if it was from uganda it would be dang tasty ! lol signed…... still bitter about the buick ! lol

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#13 posted 2324 days ago

What did the crabs taste like Trim?.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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mrtrim

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#14 posted 2324 days ago

grumpy, ssshhhhh what crabs ? she fell man i swear ! lol

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#15 posted 2324 days ago

On behalf of all the Snowcrabs, Lobsters and Canadians….. <g>
Not the Mounties though;-(

Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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