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ESTATE PLANNING 101
>>
>> When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
>> father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
>>
>> So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
>> beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath
>> away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up
>> to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I’ll
>> inherit 20 million dollars.”
>>
>> Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and three
>> days later, she became his stepmother.
>>
>> Women are so much smarter than men.



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Russel

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#1 posted 2346 days ago

Don’t you just hate it when they do things like that?

-- Working at Woodworking http://www.VillageLaneFurniture.com

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MsDebbieP

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#2 posted 2346 days ago

hahaha lol now THAT is funny lol

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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#3 posted 2346 days ago

Thanks for the laugh.

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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#4 posted 2346 days ago

Great!

-- Gary - Never pass up the opportunity to make a mistake look like you planned it that way - Tyler, TX

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dalec

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#5 posted 2346 days ago

Good way to start the day.

Thanks

Dalec

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#6 posted 2346 days ago

Very Good! Thank you for the smile

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

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#7 posted 2346 days ago

Hee-hee

-- Thos. Angle, Jordan Valley, Oregon

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Grumpy

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#8 posted 2345 days ago

Nothing like abit of humour to brighten up the day.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Kevin

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#9 posted 2345 days ago

That one is great. I didn’t see that ending coming.

-- Kevin, Wichita, Kansas

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rikkor

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#10 posted 2345 days ago

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father’s wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild,
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

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MsDebbieP

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#11 posted 2345 days ago

Kevin: neither did he hahaha

Rikkor: I’ve read that one before.. still makes my head spin!!

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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