ESTATE PLANNING 101
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>> When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
>> father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
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>> So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
>> beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath
>> away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up
>> to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I’ll
>> inherit 20 million dollars.”
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>> Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and three
>> days later, she became his stepmother.
>>
>> Women are so much smarter than men.
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11 comments so far
Russel
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posted 617 days ago
Don’t you just hate it when they do things like that?
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MsDebbieP
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posted 617 days ago
hahaha lol now THAT is funny lol
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Scott Bryan
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posted 617 days ago
Thanks for the laugh.
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GaryK
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posted 617 days ago
Great!
-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.
dalec
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posted 617 days ago
Good way to start the day.
Thanks
Dalec
ND2ELK
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Very Good! Thank you for the smile
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Thos. Angle
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Hee-hee
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Grumpy
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Nothing like abit of humour to brighten up the day.
-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python
Kevin
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That one is great. I didn’t see that ending coming.
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rikkor
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posted 616 days ago
Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father’s wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild,
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
MsDebbieP
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posted 616 days ago
Kevin: neither did he hahaha
Rikkor: I’ve read that one before.. still makes my head spin!!
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