New Nail Gun by Dewalt – It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold beer, and when they have the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, most wives will not ask you to fix or build anything else for a very long time.
This was Sent to me by a Cousin of mine in Texas. I thought it was pretty funny and thought it would be a great addition to my blog for a little Woodworking Comedy!
Enjoy
Handi
-- Jimmy "Handi" Warner, http://jwarner75.etsy.com, http://handisworkshop.blogspot.com
6 comments so far
a1Jim
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posted 177 days ago
Now when you say you nailed a bird it will be for real
-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon
Craftsman on the lake
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posted 177 days ago
Texans and their guns. geesh.
-- The smell of wood, coffee in the cup, the wife let's me do my thing, the lake is peaceful. http://web.me.com/deceiver6/Deceiver/Craftsman_on_the_lake/Craftsman_on_the_lake.html
Splinterman
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posted 177 days ago
My kind of guy…LOL.
-- I will just keep doing it till I get it right.
Rustic
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posted 177 days ago
Now that is my kind of nail gun
-- There is no such thing as a mistake. Its called a design modification Rick Kruse, Grand Rapids, MI
Allison
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posted 177 days ago
That was great. Thanks for the laugh this morning!
-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!
jwarner75
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posted 177 days ago
lol, Thanks for all the comments… I thought it was pretty neat…
Handi
-- Jimmy "Handi" Warner, http://jwarner75.etsy.com, http://handisworkshop.blogspot.com