As we kick off Woodworking Safety Week 2008, I thought I’d offer some improvement on marketing it to the woodworking community. It seemed like something was missing: a tagline. I mean, just saying “Woodworking Safety Week 2008” sounds kind of boring, don’t you think? So I’m proposing the following taglines for your consideration. Please click on this link and choose the one that sounds most appropriate (or offer your own in the comments below).
P.S. This is just for fun. Marc Spagnuolo is in no way obligated to apply the tagline to this or any other Woodworking Safety Week.
-- Eric at http://adventuresinwoodworking.com
15 comments so far
FlWoodRat
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274 posts in 391 days
posted 156 days ago
SAFETY – A “Saving A Few Extremities Takes Your Attention”
-- Smile. Life can be FUN!
jjohn
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393 posts in 195 days
posted 156 days ago
You never know how quickly it can happen, until it does. Then it’s to late. Stay safe.
-- JJohn
Russel
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posted 156 days ago
SAFETY—It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt — REALLY!
-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last.
Shopsmithtom
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posted 156 days ago
Safety first…don’t cut off any body parts -SST
-- Accuracy is not in your power tool, it's in you
grumpycarp
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posted 156 days ago
Don’t give the (a) finger to safety!
My old man was fond of “If you cut off your leg with that saw don’t come running to me for help.”
Save the cut offs for the scrap bin.
Don’t come up short on safety. (with amputation illustration)
Lend your head, not your hand, to safety.
grumpycarp
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posted 156 days ago
Thumbs up, (not off) to a safe shop.
Cut wood not profits. Think shop safe.
Think riches not stitches.
grumpycarp
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posted 156 days ago
The mantra for junior high, “Cut farts, not body parts!”
Eric
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posted 156 days ago
Great ones!
-- Eric at http://adventuresinwoodworking.com
NicoleSpag
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posted 156 days ago
LOL By far “Cut farts, not body parts!” is my favorite
-- Visit us at http://thewoodwhisperer.com
grumpycarp
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posted 156 days ago
Rip a stinkie, not a pinkie!
Choppers belong on the street, not in the shop.
Leave your “buzz” at the door.
Thumb your nose not the saw.
John Gray
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posted 156 days ago
Saftey 1st, make it last!
-- Only the Shadow knows....................
Lip
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posted 156 days ago
Because if my wife ever hears the story about how you lost your thumb, I’m screwed!
-- Lip's Dysfuncational Firewood Farm, South Bend, IN
grumpycarp
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posted 155 days ago
Five will get you ten, they won’t grow back again. take a break if you’re tired. (doesn’t rhyme but . . .)
ten will get you five, take a break if you need, or be left with two.
People call you Lefty, make it a choice .. .
Eric
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posted 155 days ago
grumpycarp: I think YOU should have been the one making up this poll question! LOL
-- Eric at http://adventuresinwoodworking.com
grumpycarp
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posted 155 days ago
For our Latino bretheren:
Take it from the Gabacho, don’t be Macho. Don”t be a retard, replace the blade guard.
I have been on (sadly) more than one job that resulted in amputation. I have twice seen firsthand, a digit severed. I have seen the Care Flight heli, watched the family deal with the issue of organ donation, and attended the funerals. I’m way too young to have seen the gore that I have. In ALL instances it was “Pilot Error”. You can lead a grunt to water but you can’t make him think.