morning chuckle

Don’t you just hate it when they do things like that?

-- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it.

hahaha lol now THAT is funny lol

-- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

Thanks for the laugh.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

Great!

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

Good way to start the day.

Thanks

Dalec

Very Good! Thank you for the smile

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

Hee-hee

-- Thos. Angle, Owyhee Design, Oregon

Nothing like abit of humour to brighten up the day.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

That one is great. I didn’t see that ending coming.

-- Kevin, Wichita, Kansas

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father’s wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild,
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

-- Maplewood, MN

Kevin: neither did he hahaha

Rikkor: I’ve read that one before.. still makes my head spin!!

-- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)