For all the Texans & others who like a laugh

Nice!

-- --Chuck

That’s great!

-- Bill, Florida

lol good one grumpy !

-- if you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes

Great one Grumpy. Show him your card. LumberJock I hope.

-- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com

Grumpy- LOL…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

Can’t go wrong with government jokes!

-- Eric at http://adventuresinwoodworking.com

Great card Karson.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Thanks Grumpy.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

thanks

-- making sawdust....

Good one, Grumpy.

-- Thos. Angle, Owyhee Design, Oregon

Great one, Grumpy. It just goes to show that you can’t tell a bureaucrat anything – just let him go, and he’ll find out the hard way ;^D

-- Tom, Surfside Beach, SC - Romans 8:28

Hahahahahahaha! Good one!

Here’s another:

This traveling bug repellent salesman comes to a farm, he hasn’t made a sale all week and is starving. He’s willing to deal. “Look” he tells the farmer, “You strip me naked, tie me up and spray me down with this bug repellent. Then I’ll spend the night in the pasture. Come morning, if I have one single bug bite on me, I’ll give you a whole case! Otherwise, you buy a whole case.”

Farmer figures this is an easy deal, so he strips him down, ties him up, sprays him all over and puts him in the pasture. Even gives him a chair to sit on so he won’t get cramped.

Next morning comes and the farmer finds the salesman totally exasperated and lying bound, in the grass. “Did the bugs get ya?” says the farmer. “No the bugs wouldn’t come near but doesn’t that damn calf have a mother?!”

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

Great one lol :)

Thanks for the post

Callum

-- There is no such thing as a mistake....just a design modification Check out my site http://thetimberkid.blogspot.com/

Great one Dadoo, LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

”FUNNY”

-- Dick Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

hehehe, that was good :-)

-- Jerry, Measure 10 times cut once. Set in the foothills of the Smokey's

How about another:

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service
were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for
controlling the coyote population. It seems that after
years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of
shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers
had a “more humane” solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to
be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and
let loose again. Therefore the population would be
controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool
and Sheep Grower’s Association by the Sierra Club and
the USFS.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room
stood up, tipped his hat back and said, “Son, I don’t think you
understand our problem. Those coyotes don’t want to have sex
with our sheep – they’re eatin’ ‘em!” .

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

Good one Gary.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python