Since others are posting their own tease, I thought I would provide my own.
Here is the best piece 2×4 I could find. Southern yellow pine with only three small knots.
I ended up finding it at a local lumber supplier rather than a big box store.

Here is the drawing I worked up to make sure that I could do it all with one 2×4.
It actually looks like I will have some extra to work with.
Well, there are some censored parts. You didn’t expect me to give it away did you? :-)
I’ll just tell you that it will be interesting to say the least.
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You will have to go to here to see the entire thing:
http://www.arealnice.com/pics/02_2x4_Plan-3.jpg
-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.























24 comments so far
USCJeff
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posted 244 days ago
You’re a cruel man, Gary! :) Ok, you’ve got me baited with interest. Hmmm. . . This is one of the better contests I’ve seen. I’ve looked at this contest on a few other sites in the past and am always impressed with the range of creativity.
-- Jeff, South Carolina
cajunpen
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posted 244 days ago
Gary, I’m afraid that you gave away too much information – I have figured out what you are shooting for and plan on telling everyone. Hey guys, Gary is going to be a Watchamacallit.
-- Bill - "Suit yourself and let the rest be pleased." http://www.cajunpen.com/
Paul
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posted 244 days ago
You told me yours was done!
-- Paul, Texas
GaryK
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posted 244 days ago
Bill – You got me!
Paul – A small mis-truth (I lied), but maybe not. I could have meant that I was done with the drawing.
:-)
-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.
CharlieM1958
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posted 244 days ago
Gary, I have no idea what you are doing, but based on what I’ve seen of your ingenuity on past projects, my money is definitely on you in this contest.
-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"
David
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posted 244 days ago
Gary -
Quite the teaser! No idea what you are going to build . . . I will say it looks interesting!
What are you going to do with all the “extra” material?! :-)
Looks like we should have a contest to see what can be made with contest cast-offs!
David
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GaryK
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posted 244 days ago
Charlie – Thanks for your confidence.
David – You got me thinking about the extra pieces. I just came up with an idea, Thanks!
-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.
RobS
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posted 244 days ago
Nice looking two by, heck you could probably enter just it “as is” and it might place. Interesting plan, thanks for the peek.
-- Rob (A) Waxahachie,TX
mot
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posted 244 days ago
It’s a whatsit but with hand cut joinery and the frazzle will be turned on the lathe. The diversion in the framis gave away your final project, Gary. It should be special though. I’m amazed you can get away with the twindle arm in that way. I wouldn’t have thought of it.
-- You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. (Plato)
Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 244 days ago
Gary;
why not submit it as it is and call it a 2×4?
Lee
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GaryK
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posted 244 days ago
Tom – You have a way with words that makes me want to kaputilate.
Lee – Rob – I would were it not for those pesky knots.
-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.
rikkor
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posted 244 days ago
How about an eight foot bandsaw box?
-- Maplewood, MN
MsDebbieP
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posted 244 days ago
the doodads are going to put this over the top. I can already see it in my mind.
-- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)
Dick Cain
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posted 244 days ago
What are you going to do with the knots?
You can’t let them go to waste.
-- Dick Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1
patrick miles
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posted 244 days ago
That’s gonna be one sweet 8’ tooth pick. Hmm, or could it be a giants back scratcher?, no.no. I know Bet ya 5 bucks It’s a new yelloe pine stick rod fishin pole…. fhew got it! I knew those drwings looked farmilar. Yea my old pine stick rod fishin pole snapped from a jig fish on on old oak hill river. Maybe I’ll compete and see if I can make a wooden reel for it w moving parts, using my wood threader! Ha good luck. Gary K the drawings are interesting I like the censored stamps.
-- PJM.`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> why's there a light in fridge and not the freezer? , aka, the wood hunter.aka tigermaple5
Thos. Angle
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posted 244 days ago
Gary, who is the censor? LOL
-- Thos. Angle, Owyhee Design, Oregon
Sawdust2
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posted 244 days ago
Sorry. He’s knot going to do anything with them.
Or maybe he’ll turn them into knobs.
Now I don’t know.
-- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project.
doralfun123
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posted 244 days ago
gary, with all the left over wood maybe u could make a bass fiddle? im still guessing ….............
Karson
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posted 244 days ago
Gary That is one great looking _ (fill in the blanks) I wish you luck on it.
-- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com
Grumpy
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posted 244 days ago
Don’t you know knots add character to the wood gary, anyway thats what the guys in the lumber yard will tell you. You haven’t finished the story, all the censored bits have been left out!. buy the way what is it going to be?.
-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python
GaryK
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posted 244 days ago
I thought I said what is was going to be? Oh, well maybe I forgot. :-)
-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.
YorkshireStewart
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posted 243 days ago
I’ve never seen a piece of pine in this country to equal that one Gary. Three knots? Mine has 57! It would be a pity to take a saw to yours!
-- Res severa verum gaudium - True pleasure is a serious business.
GaryK
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posted 239 days ago
Hey Yorkie, I didn’t see 57 knots in that great little chair you made.
-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.
YorkshireStewart
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posted 237 days ago
Oh, I was off school with a cold when they did counting!
-- Res severa verum gaudium - True pleasure is a serious business.