This woodworker walks into a bar and says...

A woodworker walks into a bar and says…

nice wood!

That’s all I got.

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Vincent Van Gogh -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

There was a woodworker who lost his eyesight in one eye, and he didn’t have much money so he carved himself a replacement eye. But he was very self conscious and never went out.

All of his friends said that he needed to get out and meet people. So he goes to a neighbourhood bar because it didn’t have bright light inside. As he sits there a lady walked in and she had a deformity with her lips. She sits down beside him. They start to make small talk. But he was nervous, and she was nervous each of them about their deforminities.

But finally he get up enough nerve and asks her if she’d like to go out and get a bite to eat.

She replies, “Would I! Would I!”

He yells back at her, “Hair Lip, Hair Lip!”

-- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com

Classic! That is excellent… LOL. Thanks Karson.

-- Better to say nothing and be thought the fool... then to speak and erase all doubt.

LOL!!! I just woke up KT laughing at this, Karson.

-- Jeff, St. Paul, MN

That is going to be hard to top or even get close.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

The blind woodworker picked up a hammer and saw.

-- -John "Do I have to keep typing a smiley? Just assume it's a joke." www.flickr.com/photos/gizmodyne

A carpenter ant walks into a bar and asks “Where’s the bar tender?”

-- I've got a bandsaw in my kitchen...

that’s hilarious Karson… what a way to start the day.

I had checked out woodworking jokes just last week. Here’s a link that I found. Some pretty good chuckles here.

-- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

Whadda ya call a girl with a wooden leg?

Peggy

-- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project.