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11-23-2009 12:31 PM

Weekly funnies... lol. - 10 replies

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! I went to see the nurse this...

11-20-2009 12:39 AM

I hope everyone takes time to watch!! - 19 replies

This was sent to me by a mate with whom I served in the Royal Australian Navy in the 1970’s.. . I found this very moving as I am sure will most of you...

11-10-2009 09:57 AM

This is where I started my Navy career..! - 14 replies

For all of you who had any military background….. http://www.navy.gov.au/Looking_At_Leeuwin I make no apologies for this film… this is what it was like for a young…15 or 16 year old .. Junior Recruit of the Royal Australian Navy… late 60s.Some will relate some will not… I hope that some will remember what it ...

11-10-2009 07:33 AM

Chilli anyone? - 17 replies

If you don’t laugh at this there is something seriously wrong with you WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Names have been changed to protect the innocent… Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture…funny stuff. . I went to Home Depot recently while not being ...

11-07-2009 11:08 PM

The Great Aussie Shed - 14 replies

BankWest in Australia has recently conducted a shed survey across the country, with some interesting results – the most surprising being that a bank has actually looked up from their own navels and had a look at something that has importance to a number of its customers. The following is an excerpt from that report regarding the shed in Queensla...

11-06-2009 12:35 PM

To Drink Or Not To Drink - 46 replies

The Value of a Drink “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better t...

11-04-2009 11:34 PM

Who do you see? Do you see Me? - 9 replies

CRANKY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in country N.S.W, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the ...

11-04-2009 12:22 PM

TAPS - 21 replies

If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps was played; this brings out a new meaning of it. We have all heard the haunting song, ‘Taps.’ It’s the song that gives us the lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interes...

10-31-2009 07:09 AM

Happy Halloween? - 17 replies

Please keep all alcohol away from the pumpkins… ..

10-29-2009 02:47 AM

Is THIS the Original Lazy Larry?? - 13 replies

I found this little gem… might it be the original Lazy Larry… from 1928?

10-27-2009 05:02 AM

Inspirational Altar - 9 replies

10-26-2009 09:55 PM

Who says people are DUMB? - 5 replies

Actual call center conversations! Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; can you help?’Operator: ; ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’Customer: ‘It’s on the door of your business.’Operator: ‘Sir, those are the ...

10-22-2009 11:32 AM

It is a great day to be Irish. - 10 replies

PADDY AND MICK Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ——————————-————oOo-————-————-————- - A Muslim was ...

10-22-2009 11:22 AM

One for the Viet Nam Vets - 19 replies

Just a little song from Australia..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gmgwx77oswR.A.N. 74-80

10-22-2009 11:06 AM

Being Fair Hair ed - 9 replies

This is not the same as being blonde Is It???? : Being blonde….... Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?” ...

10-14-2009 02:15 AM

OLD who's OLD - 26 replies

Just in case you weren’t feeling old enough today….. The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1990. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced two years before they were born. They have always had an answering machine. ...

10-13-2009 11:53 PM

Kids.!?!?! - 11 replies

Why do we love children? 1) NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’ 2) OPINIONSO...

10-13-2009 12:56 PM

Dust storm - 23 replies

10-13-2009 12:16 PM

Funny answers to driving exam AND what it means to be an AUSSIE!!! - 14 replies

Answers purportedly received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school. 1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? What for? He can’t see my licence plate. 2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? The pickup truck with the...

10-12-2009 01:06 PM

I hope there are not sawyers who are Lawyers. - 15 replies

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He ...

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