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1675 days ago

Friendship... Aussie style. - 22 replies

True Friendship… “Aussie Style” (None of that Sissy Crap) Are you tired of those piss weak ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ca...

1678 days ago

What a ride!!!! - 7 replies

Enjoy the ride. There is no return ticket ….................... George Carlin on aging! (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON’T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin’s Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our...

1678 days ago

I anyone does not smile... they must leave.... - 19 replies

1679 days ago

Australia Day ...we are unique...happy Australia day Jan 26 - 34 replies

You know you’re Australian if…. You know the meaning of ‘girt’ You believe that stubbies can either be worn or drunk You think it is normal to have a Prime Minister called Kevin You’ve made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden When you hea...

1679 days ago

This is fantastic... - 13 replies

This is precision at its best… btw they won first prize in Norway in May 09.....GO NAVY .

1684 days ago

This could qualify for a review... - 14 replies

1688 days ago

Darwin awards... - 13 replies

The Darwin Awards – 2009 Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach California , would-be robber James Elliott did somethin...

1691 days ago

Proofreading... a dying art.... - 10 replies

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next...

1694 days ago

Australian soldiers. - 12 replies

A large party of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. “One Australian soldier is better than ten Taliban.” The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 ofhis best soldiers over the dune ; whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. ...

1695 days ago

Intelligent life...? - 9 replies

Just a little ditty by Eric Idle… http://dingo.care-mail.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf Have a laugh on me…

1714 days ago

An Airline Sandwich. - 9 replies

The Airline Sandwich. This was sent to me by a buddy who served with me in the R.A.N., did his twenty years ended up a a Chief Petty Office … Torpedo and Anti-submarine ….and now is retired. ..... I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight.. ‘I&#...

1716 days ago

Not all my Forum posts are JOKES - 14 replies

A Thank You to all Vietnam Vets from a Marine in Iraq A guy gets time to think over here and I was thinking about all the support we get from home. Sometimes it’s overwhelming. We get care packages at times faster than we can use them. There are boxes and boxes of toiletries and snacks lining the center of every tent; the generosity ha...

1718 days ago

Another one for the Cabinet Maker.. - 15 replies

For those who have been there. Dave Barry’s colonoscopy journal:======================I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing ...

1723 days ago

Back at you Cabinetmaker...... - 13 replies

HIGH SCHOOL—1959 vs. 2009 Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1959 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2009 – School goes into lock down...

1724 days ago

Bananas... who knew... - 23 replies

Bananas A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression “going bananas” is from the effects of bananas on the brain.. Read on: Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting.. After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way...

1725 days ago

We didn't start the fire... - 6 replies

This is good. http://yeli.us/Flash/Fire.html Whether you are a Billy Joel fan or not, you probably remember his great song, “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” Here it is, set to pictures… very, very cool. I never did know the words. Enjoy a review of 60 years of history in less than 3 minutes! Thanks to Billy Joel and som...

1725 days ago

Why woodworking is safer than golf.... - 13 replies

MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE, ANOTHER SEVERELY INJURED. A foursome of guys are waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies’ tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and misses it completely. Then she hacks it...

1725 days ago

Young love... aint it grand... - 4 replies

This one if for you Cabinetmaker… hope you are getting around a little better. Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, But they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, ‘Mr. S...

1726 days ago

I am truly sorry but I have to!! - 14 replies

Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here, You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!’ Soon, a bab...

1728 days ago

The Questions asked about Australia... - 22 replies

I hope this passes for humour.. Martin These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, ho...

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