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1544 days ago

Management course.. - 11 replies

5 minute management course Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $...

1549 days ago

Porter Cable 693 - 17 replies

Hi guys , need some info on the Porter Cable 693 router.Wondering if anyone has one and can give me the diameter of the plunge posts and the distance centre to centre between them..I have an order for a Torque Workcentre as a surprise gift and I need the measurements to make the pins to attach the router to the machine..Thanks in advance..Lazy L...

1555 days ago

How smart is your right foot. - 14 replies

This is hysterical.It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle. You have to try this. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon…......... This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying...

1558 days ago

An Aussie poem. - 3 replies

A lovely Australian Poem. It has something for everyone – If you know the bush, it will appeal to you, if you work in the oil industry, there is something in it for you too, if you have a sense of humour – well, it might test it a little and if you are not an Australian, then it won’t help your knowledge of Australian life ...

1560 days ago

Live for today...... - 6 replies

A very good friend sent me this message…........> A friend of mine opened his wife’s underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: > > ‘This, – he said – isn’t any ordinary package.’ > > He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. > > ‘She got this the first t...

1562 days ago

Sorry Don. - 23 replies

This little parody of Don Maclean’s.. American Pie. .Sorry Don,.

1569 days ago

The little things. - 13 replies

The’ LITTLE’ Things~ As you might remember, the head of a company survived9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it wasHis turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because herAlarm clock didn’t go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ TurnpikeBecause of an au...

1584 days ago

One for those who serve. - 15 replies

A Sailor, Soldier, and an Airman got into an argument about which branchof the service was “The Best.” The arguing became so heated the threeservice men failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street.They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the three servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heav...

1586 days ago

Cows. - 9 replies

Think about this: > 1. Cows> 2. The Constitution> 3. The Ten Commandments >————————————————————————————————> COWS> Is it just me, or does anyone else...

1586 days ago

Moods ... - 12 replies

The Moods of a Woman An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,A woman is a bundle of contradiction,She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,SheR...

1589 days ago

Top Ten on the "F" list - 11 replies

History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word 10th – “Scattered fxxxing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC (Jim’s Sea Daddy) 9th – “How the fxxx did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th – “You want WHAT on the fxxxing ceiling?” – Michelangelo...

1605 days ago

The Irish... only the Irish... - 7 replies

Only the Irish have Jokes Like TheseInto a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train.His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp. “What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.” Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,&...

1605 days ago

The importance of walking..... - 10 replies

The Importance of WalkingWalking can add minutes to your life.This enables you at 85 years oldto spend an additional 5 months in a nursinghome at $2000 per month. My grandpa started walkingfive miles a day when he was 60.Now he’s 97 years oldand we don’t know where the hell he is. I like long walks,especially when they are take...

1614 days ago

Reincarnation. - 10 replies

Subject: Possibly one of the best jokes i’ve read in a while!!! Dave the hen Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinkingdrunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who wasalready asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, hefound a strange man standing at the end of his...

1621 days ago

A poem about the Australian Sailor.. - 6 replies

Now these were the days of old gone by – never to grace the modern navy of today. The poem may be “lost” on the Civilians receiving this – but it was life in the Navy as I knew it … years of happy sea going life and protecting the shores of Australia as we did so I joined in the days when being Jack was funHe...

1624 days ago

Just Fred, and I am not a woodworker... - 12 replies

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the officer asks. ‘Just Fred,’ the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead ...

1631 days ago

Not woodworking yet........ - 34 replies

Just got my Ford Falcon Ute….. 1962 model …. back from panel and paint… via the mechanic and the auto electrician… just to make sure all the things that should work… do work… lol….I have booked in for tinted window next week and organised some interior trim… new carpet etc…. and then I am ins...

1632 days ago

What do you think..???? - 26 replies

Message from a hard working Aussie…\I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, as I work on a mine site on the Kalgoorlie [WA] construction project, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with, is t...

1632 days ago

Nursery Rhymes but not as I remember them.... LOL - 8 replies

Subject: : Not quite as I remember them . . Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Ji...

1636 days ago

Year in Review... Being Blonde... - 9 replies

 A Blonde’s Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won’t fit in printer!!! MarchGot really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..Box said ’ 2-4 years!&...

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