Secret handshake of the cutting board club...

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Blog entry by degoose posted 06-29-2011 05:15 AM 4488 reads 0 times favorited 17 comments Add to Favorites Watch

I know that this will no longer be a secret but I figure only members will read this anyway…

All members of the club will be expected to learn this before the next meeting…
Edit… I found this on Tyler Tervooren's Advanced Riskology website.

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#1 posted 06-29-2011 05:20 AM

I think that having to learn that shake will significantly decrease club applicants…

-- Sometimes the creative process requires foul language. -- Charles Neil

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#2 posted 06-29-2011 05:41 AM

I am at the point where I am not that agile anymore although my mind says I am very agile, my body says otherwise! I’ll leave this handshake for all new members as I think I’m covered by the “grandfather clause” and thus exempt! ;-)

Erwin, Jacksonville, FL

-- Erwin, Jacksonville, FL

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Gene Howe

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#3 posted 06-29-2011 05:49 AM

Geeze, and I was considering joining, too.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#4 posted 06-29-2011 05:58 AM

Busted! This cannot be involved, in anyway, with LumberJocks…
There was not one once of dust, a single bandage or blood stain to be seen! HA!

-- 'I sand, therefore, I am'. Richard. PNW.

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#5 posted 06-29-2011 06:01 AM

Uh, ok so I watched it 3 times and still can’t remember what comes after the first double high five. I think I’m in trouble.

-- Beth, Oklahoma, Rambling Road Designs

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#6 posted 06-29-2011 08:25 AM

I have the bandages around my right thumb by giving my brother-in-law our secrete hand shake today. Then borrowed his hammer to hang wall siding on my shop, but I forget he is right handed. I must be to stove up because my hands and feet will not move that fast.

-- David, Center,Texas

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#7 posted 06-29-2011 12:26 PM

Guess I will be forced to stop making cutting boards,.................Or I will need to hire a resident chiropractor!

-- Rustfever, Central California

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Sam Shakouri

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#8 posted 06-29-2011 12:27 PM

Alas, you and I missed to perform this dancing in Fox Studio timber show!!

-- Sam Shakouri / CREATING WONDERS WITH WOOD.....Sydney,Australia....

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Jim Jakosh

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#9 posted 06-29-2011 12:39 PM

I think us old geezers would be on the floor with the last part of that routine. Larry, you need to be in the next video doing the handshake!!

-- Jim Jakosh.....Practical Wood Products...........Learn something new every day!! Variety is the Spice of Life!!

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#10 posted 06-29-2011 03:32 PM

i cant even get the hokey pokey wright and you want me to do this?

-- self proclaimed copycat

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#11 posted 06-29-2011 04:35 PM

I’m with Bearpie.

-- Eric, central Florida / Utor praemia operibus duris

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#12 posted 06-29-2011 05:04 PM

I no longer look forward to meeting you.

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#13 posted 06-29-2011 07:59 PM

I think the finishing move should be someone takes out a cutting board and hits the other person over the head with it…


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#14 posted 06-29-2011 11:29 PM

A cutting board used to be one of my goals

-- Cad a dheanfaimid feasta gan adhmad.......?

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#15 posted 06-30-2011 01:55 PM

Ok I got it down now After 134.5 hrs of practice now I need one member to step up as I look really silly doing it by myself! LOL Pretty cool Mate!

-- Ken, "Everyday above ground is a good day!"

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