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Blog entry by David Craig posted 01-19-2010 10:04 PM 1242 reads 0 times favorited 21 comments Add to Favorites Watch

You can’t imagine my surprise when I went to my mailbox today and saw the beautiful, personalized, form letter from Handyman Club of America today, notifying me that I was nominated to join their club. I was told that I was being recognized for my outstanding work and that this was the equivalent of belonging to the woodworking hall of fame! And if I want to be a member for life, all I have to pay is a measly few hundred dollars and my membership would include a set of no name tools. Thanks guys and gals! I bet someone here sent in that wonderful nomination. It had to be. Someone must have noticed my blog on my cheap plywood shoe rack project and rushed right out to recommend that I be a member of the Woodworking Hall of Fame! And to make that point sink home, they sent me a free plastic drill bit guide and a small pad of lined paper to put in my pocket to jot down my future ingenious designs.

So, from the deep wells of my heart, thank you!

(sorry, I found the verbage in this form letter so hilarious, I had to share with someone :)


-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

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#1 posted 01-19-2010 10:08 PM

So…...........who in the heck wants to be a handyman anyway!

-- "Heaven is North of the Bridge"

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#2 posted 01-19-2010 10:12 PM

Like Red says, “if the woman don’t find yah handsome, they should at least find yah handy”;-)

-- Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work.

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Rick Dennington

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#3 posted 01-19-2010 10:21 PM

Greetings David: Don’t fall for that bullcrap. We all get the same letter and the plastic drill gauge. We all are wonderfully talented woodworkers who have been nominated to the Hall of Fame. Just give them the money and you’re in.
Yea…......... in a pigs eye. I was born at night, but it wasn’t last night…........ Oh yea…

-- At my age, an "all--nighter" is not having to get up and pee...!!!

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#4 posted 01-19-2010 10:29 PM

that was realy the practicel joke off the month
thankĀ“s for the laugh saved a misserable day
it will bee hard to beat that one


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Todd A. Clippinger

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#5 posted 01-19-2010 10:40 PM

CRAP! You got nominated for the HandyMan Hall of Fame? I have been trying to get into that for years! That really burns my bacon>:(

-- Todd A. Clippinger, Montana,

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#6 posted 01-19-2010 10:42 PM

Congratulations on your nomination! Be sure to show Your membership card and $5 will get you a cup of coffee at McDonalds.
The sad thing about this type of bull is that there are apparently enough people who fall for it to make it worthwile for these idiots

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#7 posted 01-19-2010 11:07 PM

hey david

if you don’t have all the money to send them right now you can do what i did. send in payments $100 a month and in no time at all you can be a card carrying handyman with nice tools. ... :-)

-- Paul , Calfornia

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Dennis Mikulski

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#8 posted 01-19-2010 11:10 PM

I did join not for lifr time just for 2 years and very month the send me the same thing come join. All i wanted was the mag that they send out ever other month. Sorry I even did that.

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#9 posted 01-19-2010 11:14 PM

All of that balooney they send out, geezzz! They have a good magazine and it really should stand on its own but when the company sends out the rubish in the mail box it brings down the magazine’s credability.

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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#10 posted 01-19-2010 11:16 PM

I’ve been sent a letter from a company that posed affiliation with an Ivy League school and they even had a person sugar coat me with endless flattery of my excellent status so that I would spend $500. or so to advertise with them and be listed on their “A” List of members. Sophisticated but BOGUS none the less.

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

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David Craig

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#11 posted 01-19-2010 11:28 PM

Sad truth is that Handyman Magazine really is a good magazine (or at least it was at one time). I have about a dozen of them that were given to me by past members and they had a very nice woodworking encyclopedia (not sure if they still make it). But I am with Kindlingmaker, no matter how polished a mag is, cheesy advertising will just snuff the life out of it. I don’t totally suck, but I do know that I am light years from being any kind of hall of famer :)

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

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#12 posted 01-19-2010 11:30 PM

i can give you the same recognition for 1\2 the money. just send me the check. i’ll even mention you in “most” of my bloggin’s.

what was your name again?


-- where to go because you don't want no stinking plastic!

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#13 posted 01-19-2010 11:34 PM

i sighned up for that crap and that’s what is was. I never got any tools to test any good ones anyway just like screwdrivers stuff like that all the tools u test u pay for u can just get them from a store but name brand though. i don’t think i spent any money with them that’s most likely why. i think i oue them some money for stuff they sent me but what i did was send it back after a few years when they sent the bill everything was still in the pkg. that’s how much i needed it or wanted it for that matter. I was a lifetime member but when i got the bill i said forget that and sent the stuff back to them with a cancel notice.

-- Ike, Big Daddies Woodshop,

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David Murray

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#14 posted 01-20-2010 12:07 AM

I have a complete set of 8 drill guides from them and have probley given away a half dozen more. I signed up about 8 years ago, they sent me 6 issues (I think) of a handyman magazine that’s all. I never got any tools to test and keep so needless to say I didn’t renew after the first year.

-- Dave from "The Sawdust Shed"

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#15 posted 01-20-2010 12:26 AM

I belonged for several years on a yearly basis, primarily for the magazine and in time felt that my intrests would be better met with one of the wood-specific magazines. I then dropped my subscription, but still receive 6 issues a years.

-- RTB. stray animals are just looking for love

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