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woodworkers creed

Here is our statement our woodworkers creed, we all come from a certain breed….wood is our forum our fix and our drug..were like some strange exotic bug..we cant be figured and no species or a name…we work with wood for we all like the fame. Ive made it better and with a diffrent wood , i knew someone would try and i knew that they could..saw dust is like our perfume and smell….my bed is full of it , my mate they will tell.

You might see my shadow upon the wall..but its in my shop where i take my calls….saw's are a buzzin and what is that sound..i think i heard a log just hit the ground…snif snif here and snif snif there..ill find it soon , the smell is in the air…..will it be walnut…maple or fir….the chainsaw comes out, we cause quite a stir…smileing and happy, were adding more to the shed..another day done , more saw dust in our bed.

we lay there thinking what will i make….will it be grand will it be great…can i show it on lumber jocks page…will all the folks think that its the new rave…..can it compete with karson or degoose…or a thousand other jocks who have a run in the roost, it really matters not , cuz were brothers of the wood….whatever it is it will be good..were woodworkers, a motto from maloof…...look at our projects, there is the proof. so here we all are in this woodworkers creed….the best to be found , the lover's of tree's.
 
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For a Bigfoot you sure can't rhyme, if only you could rap, you could make a dime. Red dress or no you're a Lumberjock I think, don't take this wrong, but as a poet you stink…....... LOL, Just kindin Grizzman, you know I love you, or maybe it was the dress.
 
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Grizzman,grizzman, he is the man, if he can't rap it maybe I can. Pa,Pa,Pa…..Here on lumberjocks I sit to long.In the shop is where I belong. Need to make sawdust and make the wife happy, because I told her I needed that new tool, the other one was crappy. So I need to shut off this computer, or woodworking will no longer be in my future. UHMMMMMMM.
 
#14 ·
Seriously well done woodnut..

Between the two of you, I can see a duet is due.,
Don't do it fast, but do make it last
Don't be fools, work safe with your tools
And don't dis the wife or we will all be in strife.
So do not stop, get back to the shop
If things go wrong, don't stress
Just put on the boots and the loverly red dress.
Don't forget the fur hat… I thank you for that.
And now I wonder is this all, from the man downuder.
 
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well degoose i hope your spelling is off…i truley do…..cuz if its from the man who is dow-nuder….i shall close my eyes…..and run for a scooter…to speed away as fast as i can….i dont need to see larry wearing just a carbage can…..birthday suits are classy down under…...things really happen when there is a clap of thunder… they break out the brew and go further down under…..strange things happen and there can be some stress….if you blink your eyes..you might see a bearded man in a red dress….do it again and he is gone…maybe to fetch his little pink thong….no that would turn heads and smack into trees…..cus the guy wereing the thing is surley getting a breazze…...to much seen, time to go….....woodworking to be done , ive been movin kinda slow….will post some things that will redeam this man…...make something from wood, i truley can…...so off into the night…for they have been strange….my sinuses are messed up and having dreams that are deranged…...so flip on the switch, the shop comes alive…..the saws all start screaming..its the wood workers jive…....
 
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