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    Imagine that! A year has gone by since you became a Lumber Jock. Congratulations on your anniversary! I look forward to more of your posts.

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    Welcome to Lumberjocks . This is a great community of people with like interests.There is much to learn here & you will have the opportunity to share your skills & ideas with others. I hope you enjoy LJ's as much as I do.

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    Welcome to Lumberjocks. The projects are an inspiration, the information is priceless and the people are supportive. The only problem is, the site can get addictive.

    God Bless
    tom

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    Are you THE Chuck Norris …

    • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

    • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    • Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

    >>>> If THE Chuck Norris was a woodworker ….

    • He would cut once an never measure

    • His table saw would know better than to kickback

    I just made up those last two.

    Sorry but I couldn't resist. You must get this a lot.

    Welcome to Lumberjocks.
    Leon

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    Welcome to Lumber Jocks! This is a great place to get - or give - advice about woodworking on the forums and the project posts are a wonderful source of new ideas. I love this site, I hope you will enjoy it too.

    Look forward to seeing your projects and posts.

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    Welcome to LJ's. We are here to help you with your woodworking endeavors. Feel free to ask for advise. But Be aware…this site can be very addictive…………..LOL

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    Welcome to LumberJocks….It will be a great resource for you and your projects. There are a bunch of great people here willing to help……have fun….Looking forward to your projects and posts….. WARNING: Visiting LumberJocks has proven to be addictive.

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    Hello Brent,

    Let me welcome to LJs. I am sure that you will find being a member of this group to be both a rewarding and an inspirational part of your woodworking adventure.

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    Glad to see that you have made Lumberjocks a part of your Woodworking experience… Welcome
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