Thanks for the story, Bob. This made my day. But where are the pictures!!! Post some of your saw when you get a chance and let us know how the install goes. A new tool always seems to get an adrenaline rush going so I am sure you are going to have fun with your bandsaw.
Have you been taking your meds as needed? Maybe they need to be increased some?
BTW, last time I saw the light at the end of the tunnel it was …...a train.
What? I enjoy your stories. Were you trying to be funny in the last one though? I hadn't really noticed.
I think a good thing to do with the in-laws would be to carry them hunting. No. Don't shoot noone. Carry them deep in the woods. Make sure you take a zig-zag path that would confuse anyone not familiar with the area, and completely loose anyone who doesn't know basic survival and scouting skills. When you think you're far enough into the woods, tell them what you're hunting. HOME HUNTING! Then take off like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs for home. Any of them make it to your house, THEY WIN! Any that don't, well, I hope your wife isn't too find of that one anyway.
Now aint that a nice, fun, family oriented activity that all can enjoy?
I just love your writting skills! You are a true artist.
Keep up the good work and if I ever move to Alaska which is my goal in life to do by the way. I hope we run in to each other it would be a hoot to meet ya in person I am sure.
Have a nice trip, Be safe, And enjoy yourself We look forward to having you return, BTW the last picture of the sunrise /sunset is absolutely Beautiful
Well I do try to keep as busy as I can. Thanks for the compliment on the birdhouse. I hope you checked out my latest project. I am especially proud of it, the largest portrait I've ever cut. The kicker is I just printed out the pattern for one over twice as large in square inchage.
Hold on!
Inchage! Is that a word?
Well it is now.
It is over twice as large in square inchage.
Thanks for checking in. I saved the link to your journey blog and will most definately be checking in from time to time. Be safe.
You definately need to write a book! It would be an instant bestseller. You have the gift for Baxter Black style comedy. We miss your stories when your out in the woods.
Come one down here AK. We got the guns for props so you can act it out more realistically.
See?
We can help you with all this. We have to help our friends in need. Of course it'll probably be easier to send a television your way, but if you don't have television, I figured you probably don't have electricity. Some may ask how I think you're on the interent. See, I know something about AK Bob the rest of you haven't figured out yet. He is the famous inventor of the wind up laptop with telescoptic antenna for internet.
Yea buddy. We can help you with your acting props. We'll even give pointer. We'll help anyway we can with any movie you wish to reproduce in live action for her since we know that that is just the kind of good husband that you are.
Wait!
Did I say ANY movie?
Hold the phone one D*D minute.
You start to do something like Brokeback Mountain or some crazy crap and buddy you're on your own.
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
Related Threads
?
?
?
?
?
LumberJocks Woodworking Forum
2.5M posts
96K members
Since 2006
A forum community dedicated to professional woodworkers and enthusiasts. Come join the discussion about shop safety, wood, carpentry, lumber, finishing, tools, machinery, woodworking related topics, styles, scales, reviews, accessories, classifieds, and more!