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Blog entry by cajunpen posted 177 days ago 704 reads 0 times favorited 2 comments Add to Favorites Watch

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you used to bite my neck.”
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. “Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!

-- Bill - "Suit yourself and let the rest be pleased." http://www.cajunpen.com/



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Greg..the Cajun Box Sculptor

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#1 posted 177 days ago

That is a good one Bill…

-- If retiring is having the time to be able to do what you enjoy then I have always been retired.

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stefang

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#2 posted 176 days ago

Big laugh on that one!

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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