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New Nail Gun from DeWalt - Great for Father's Day!

166 days ago by itsme_timd | 4 comments »

Hey there LJ’s! I haven’t been very active here in a while, life seems to have gotten in the way of my shop time for several months now. However, I haven’t forgotten about this wonderful community and when I saw this great new product from DeWalt I KNEW I had to share it with all my Lumberjock friends. If any of you have this already, let us know how it works! :-) New Nail Gun, made by DeWALTIt can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes c...

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Customer Service - has this ever happened to you?

255 days ago by PurpLev | 11 comments »

I’ve actually heard other’s speak of similar experience, but as I’ve never had it first hand, I had always spoke in favor of the stores, and tried to bring a second side to each story. This time – I was on an unfamiliar side of the story… maybe this has happened to you? I’m in the market for a new table saw, I had sold mine (maybe a bit prematurely, as I am without one for the time being – although with not too much time to be had in the shop, ...

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How did the Madoff Swindle get started?

332 days ago by Karson | 11 comments »

Here’s how the Madoff swindle got started.

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For all the Texans & others who like a laugh

592 days ago by Grumpy | 31 comments »

An email from a friend that I thought was worth sharing;Dept of water and Rancher A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked withan old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch foryour water allocation.” The old rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The Water representative said, “Mister, I have the authority of FederalGovernment with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed...

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i chuckled

592 days ago by mrtrim | 16 comments »

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Canadian man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. ‘We’re sorry sir, But we have some information about your wife,’ said one Mountie.‘Tell me! Did you find her?’ the anguished husband sobbed.The Mounties looked at each other. One said, ‘We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?’Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, &...

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Valentine Day One-liners

655 days ago by Karson | 14 comments »

Valentine’s Day Oneliners What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?Hogs and kisses! What would you get if you crossed Odie with the god of love?A stupid cupid! Sorry Odie That was the way it came to me. Not a slam, don’t get mad. Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?It was Valenswine’s Day! Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?Sure, they’re very scent-imental! What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?“...

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A Sunday chuckle for you folks

854 days ago by Jojo | 14 comments »

OK, I know that possibly most of you have already seen it but, given that there’s a lot of us outside the US, I just can’t help but share with you this image of three weeks ago: .. Have a nice Sunday you folks, mine is already over now! PS: I know it is copyrighted and all this but I’m sharing it “in private” among some friends, isn’t it? :o)

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