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Ha ha figured out how to get the shelfs to grow

1065 days ago by Dennisgrosen | 24 comments »

not realy …......but it wuold have been nice if we just cuold water steal and give it a little manure to grow it….. :-) remmember the last blog where my daughter laughed at me but the man who laugh at the end get the best laugh…............right … so I got the folding ruler to fit them so everything match … the ruler is fully outfolded on the picture ..starts to looking good :-) ..I know it ain´t wood related but here is a tip to make it...

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Help ...have I been cheaded again ....

1074 days ago by Dennisgrosen | 28 comments »

hey foks have I been cheaded again ….or is it so that even iron has started to scrink becourse of tooooo much rain over the summer …..................after a little flood in the basement …......I just had to ordre new steal shelf units toreplace the old made of cheap sheetgoods (spoon) ........you all know what happen to thatwhen it get wet :-( I was very excided when my doughter over the phone said a pallet with goodies has arived I just cuoldn´t understand why she laugh...

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Design Overkill - How to avoid scrapping the leftovers

1092 days ago by WudWrkr | 3 comments »

I am going to make a few craft items and I need to crosscut some cedar 1×12x10’ lumber – I need a place to do it. Using my workbench and a roller stand seems like a good way to go, but I need a way to elevate the lumber so the bench top stays in tack. I could use the Rockler cookies, but I think I would rather build something myself and use some of those leftover parts I have laying around (you know, the ones that are just too good to throw out). ———...

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My son watching Stevinmarin

1109 days ago by SSMDad | 6 comments »

Thought you all might have a laugh at this. He really likes Steve (but don’t we all). haha http://youtu.be/oZpXfhvQHlg

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Secret handshake of the cutting board club...

1127 days ago by degoose | 17 comments »

I know that this will no longer be a secret but I figure only members will read this anyway…...All members of the club will be expected to learn this before the next meeting…Edit… I found this on Tyler Tervooren's Advanced Riskology website.

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Confusion, interuptions, and enlightenment

1134 days ago by lilredweldingrod | 26 comments »

Yesterday was quiet a day. I had a doctors appointment, and since I don’t get into town very often anymore, I needed to pick up an air stapler. We left the doctors, and went to the big box store. I got the air stapler and staples and rode along for the rest of the stops.We got home and I grabbed the stapler and went to the shop.I barely got the thing out of the box and Momma says, time to test and take your insulin, so off I go the take care of business.Back in the shop, I get everythin...

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Amazing Home Remedies

1171 days ago by WoodSparky | 5 comments »

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK ...

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The F word!!

1208 days ago by Div | 28 comments »

Well, actually the S word, but the S word is part of the F word anyway…..............................???? I need all the help I can get…..I do have the Wood Spirit looking out for me…..or is it that fellow that sits on our shoulders…. Busy sanding a 4.1m long African mahogany top for a very long built in desk with drawers. 4.1m is about 161 inches for those who still prefer to measure with King George’s thumb……I think it was his thumb, I know it was some king’s thumbR...

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Pair of FROG TILES ...Kentucky Coffee Frames #4: Yahoo ... Dan Walters FROG ... that's me really .. try it !

1221 days ago by Dan'um Style | 5 comments »

Yahoo … Dan Walters FROG ... that’s me really .. try it ! not kidding.

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Around The Coffeepot Ramblings #24: One Easy Scroll Saw Repair (I'm An Idiot)

1223 days ago by William | 11 comments »

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